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Poke Her Face
the real message behind Lady Gagas infamous song "Poker Face". The song subliminally advocates oral sex by repeating the phrase poke-her-face over 15x and fuck- her- face 7x. Lady Gaga (aka her record label) claims the song is about being bisexual and thinking about girls during sexual intercourse.
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this play on words is as sneaky as britney spears hit "if you seek amy"
oddly sounding like F- U- CK ME. That would mean britney is saying "all the boys and all the girls are begging to FUCK ME"
there are a couple lines in this song where 1 word sounds like another
pokerface
poke her face
i get him hot show him what i got
i get him (hard) show him what i got
Pu Pu Pu pokerface2x
Pu Pu Pu pokerface
Pu Pu Fu ckerface
(fuck her face)
you be the judge.
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this play on words is as sneaky as britney spears hit "if you seek amy"
oddly sounding like F- U- CK ME. That would mean britney is saying "all the boys and all the girls are begging to FUCK ME"
there are a couple lines in this song where 1 word sounds like another
pokerface
poke her face
i get him hot show him what i got
i get him (hard) show him what i got
Pu Pu Pu pokerface2x
Pu Pu Pu pokerface
Pu Pu Fu ckerface
(fuck her face)
you be the judge.
Poke Her Face by dvills9 July 28, 2009
Poke Her Face
1.
Guy 1: Dude, how do you wake up Lady GaGa???
Guy 2: *Sigh* IDK, how?
Guy 1: You Poke Her Face!
Guy 2: ...
2.
"I make her say
Oh, oh-oh-oh
Oh, oh-oh-oh
When I
P-p-p-poker face
P-p-poke her face"
Guy 1: Dude, how do you wake up Lady GaGa???
Guy 2: *Sigh* IDK, how?
Guy 1: You Poke Her Face!
Guy 2: ...
2.
"I make her say
Oh, oh-oh-oh
Oh, oh-oh-oh
When I
P-p-p-poker face
P-p-poke her face"
Poke Her Face by CM77 February 26, 2010
poke her in the cheese
when some bitch has some nasty vag (after getting done without a condom and goes days without washing it) and you poked it.
poke her in the cheese by darkbeam January 29, 2009
Poke-Her Poker
A poker game where every time you win a hand, you get to finger the other person's wife for 30 seconds....
Poke-Her Poker by MW2 Freak January 10, 2011
Poke her a new one
You know... poke her a new one. Per say youre really horny... your buddys keep on eggin you on and eventually you go off with that girl thats maybe only a 7 at best. you guys get hot and heavy and you let your fingers and/or shaft do the work. You do it and you do it well. therefore you poke her a new one.
Johnny: You guys seen carl anywhere?
Group: Oh man he took stacy upstairs. He said he was gonna poke her a new one.
Group: Oh man he took stacy upstairs. He said he was gonna poke her a new one.
Poke her a new one by Kyle McDouche July 2, 2009
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