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Fundo: "You stupid! You're not doing it right. I do it!"
Dyslexic Dortmund: "Who you callin' an idiot?"
Dyslexic Dortmund: "Who you callin' an idiot?"
by authOOr September 6, 2006
Get the I do it! mug.The person or persons who asks too many questions, wanting to know too much detail, especially when the detail is not necessarily essential to the conversation.
Friend: Hey Fundo, wanna hang out with me and a couple of chicks tonight?
Fundo: I can't. I got a hot date tonight.
Friend: What's her name?
Fundo: Lacy.
Friend: Where you taking her?
Fundo: Damn, man. Who are you? The fuckin' detective?!
Fundo: I can't. I got a hot date tonight.
Friend: What's her name?
Fundo: Lacy.
Friend: Where you taking her?
Fundo: Damn, man. Who are you? The fuckin' detective?!
by authOOr June 26, 2006
Get the detective mug.It's what's poppin'.
Nudder: What's poppin', homie?
Homie: Your pimple.
Nudder: Damn. You're right. Look at all that puss.
Homie: Your pimple.
Nudder: Damn. You're right. Look at all that puss.
by authOOr June 19, 2006
Get the pimple mug.Friends: Hey Fundo, what do you do for a living?
Fundo: I makes money.
Friends: Why don't you get a job like everyone else?!
Fundo: I makes money.
Friends: Why don't you get a job like everyone else?!
by authOOr June 26, 2006
Get the makes money mug.Someone who is given a chance to be a killer, told who and where the mark will be, but backs down in the end. When the mark is terminated, the one offered the job, but was unable to complete the mission, pretends that he is the one who killed the mark. Thus, making him a wannabe killer or wannabe gangsta.
Scared Kid: Hey Fundo, can you kill this guy for me? Because I'm too scared to do it.
Fundo: Fuck that. I ain't killin' him for you. I'mma kill him for the fun of it.
Scared Kid: You're gangsta'. I can't kill people. I'll cry.
Fundo: Little bitch. Move out my way!
*stab* *stab* *slice* *stab*
Fundo: Job complete.
Scared Kid: And I did all the work.
Fundo: What? What the hell are you talking about? You went crying home to mommy.
Scared Kid: That's not what the girl says...
Fundo: She saw me do it.
Scared Kid: Well, She says she saw me do it.
Fundo: You're a wanksta' nigga. Wannabe Killer.
Fundo: Fuck that. I ain't killin' him for you. I'mma kill him for the fun of it.
Scared Kid: You're gangsta'. I can't kill people. I'll cry.
Fundo: Little bitch. Move out my way!
*stab* *stab* *slice* *stab*
Fundo: Job complete.
Scared Kid: And I did all the work.
Fundo: What? What the hell are you talking about? You went crying home to mommy.
Scared Kid: That's not what the girl says...
Fundo: She saw me do it.
Scared Kid: Well, She says she saw me do it.
Fundo: You're a wanksta' nigga. Wannabe Killer.
by authOOr October 16, 2006
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Smells Like Used Tang.
What you say to your hoe friend when you know they just got some action.
Smells Like Used Tang.
What you say to your hoe friend when you know they just got some action.
Fundip: "Damn. I reek of puss juice."
Fundo: "Slut!"
Fundip: "Well...I went commando. Besides, I'm a Kool-Aid man."
Fundo: "Slut!"
Fundip: "Well...I went commando. Besides, I'm a Kool-Aid man."
by authOOr July 10, 2006
Get the slut mug.The excitement you get when walking into a store where every piece of merchandise is a piece of merchandise you would like to purchase.
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The orgasm you reach while fornicating in a store.
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The orgasm you reach while fornicating in a store.
by authOOr July 10, 2006
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