pofast 

The bright green pastures of south Florida aka pofast

Borther 1: You seen that gator out in the pofast!!
Borther 2: Yeah! My granny actually just got eatin out in that pofast earlier this week.
Borther 1: That’s what I been told grand dad.

pofast by Young Fizo April 16, 2021

pfaster 

1. v. to evaluate someone's body type, hair type, or scentual preferences for the explicit purpose of getting aroused and killing them to have sex with their bodies 2. n. a beauty-obsessed necrophile

"I'm not pfastering you; I'm just asking what shower gel you use"
"Don't pfaster me, you freak"
"Yeah, Saturday night I was out at the club and totally got pfastered"
"Jesus Christ, quit being such a pfaster"
"I'm fairly convinced my neighbor is a total pfaster"

pfaster by JDPS January 19, 2009

profastinated 

Delaying professional work of an important nature by doing other more mundane, yet professional work. Other forms of the word include profastination, profastinate.

I really didn't want to start that report, so I profastinated by checking my email and organizing my desk.

profastinated by Bruhaha January 28, 2008

Poaster 

Deliberate or ironic misspelling of "poster," meaning a twitter user. Noun.
Alternative forms of the word include poast (n) – a misspelling of "post", referring to tweets.

It can be appended as a suffix behind other words, such as shitpoaster (n) or shitpoasting (v).

Trump was irritating, sure, but you can't deny he was perhaps this hellsite's greatest poaster

Poaster by joy8374(2 April 24, 2021

Pošast 

Drink that consist of old rakija from your weird estern european friend, jagermeister, wine and coca cola.

Ajde bajo popi malo pošasti, neje loše.

Pošast by KoordinatorPicke June 14, 2020

Poaststroos 

The word you get when you try to type "potatoes" with one hand.

A - "What should our team name be?"
B - "Poaststroos."
B - "*potatoes."
A - "Poaststroos it is."

Poaststroos by Itsmybday March 27, 2021

Poast 

Same as post or posting as a message or a commentary posted on an internet forum. Poast instead of post follows the same pattern of transcribing "ou" diphthong as "oa" as in moar instead of more.

First Poast! (First commentary to the original post)

Poast by gayskunk January 4, 2008