Bajo
Bajo by Aubrey CTFxC FTW October 22, 2010
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Bajo
•Bajo
- A term used to describe mentally ill homosexual people. Generally addicted to hopping on broomsticks, or offering 5$ blowjobs.
- A term used to describe mentally ill homosexual people. Generally addicted to hopping on broomsticks, or offering 5$ blowjobs.
Bajo by Bigtittyjiggler January 16, 2020
Bajo
That chick over there is a bajo
Bajo'nkcha
Cannabis, Marijuana, Weed, Pot , Chronic, Sweet Mary Jane, Kind Bud, Dank, Ganja, Sticky Icky ,Grass,
" Yo man. Let me hit some of that Bajo'nkcha."
" Hey , You know where I could get some Banjo'nkcha. "
" This is some dank Banjo'nkcha."
" Lets pitch on some Banjo'nkcha for later."
" Hey , You know where I could get some Banjo'nkcha. "
" This is some dank Banjo'nkcha."
" Lets pitch on some Banjo'nkcha for later."
Bajo'nkcha by Dry Roasted Peanuts March 2, 2009
Bajo Nuevo Bank Mucus Sauce
Bajo Nuevo Bank Mucus Sauce
Ingredients; Splenda, Mucus, Water, Corn Starch
Step 1; Put the mucus in the bowl
Step 2; Put in intoxicating amounts of Splenda
Step 3; Pour in MASSIVE amounts of water (not enough to drown out the terrible taste
Step 4; Put in corn starch
Step 5; convert it into a paste
Ingredients; Splenda, Mucus, Water, Corn Starch
Step 1; Put the mucus in the bowl
Step 2; Put in intoxicating amounts of Splenda
Step 3; Pour in MASSIVE amounts of water (not enough to drown out the terrible taste
Step 4; Put in corn starch
Step 5; convert it into a paste
Bajo Nuevo Bank Mucus Sauce by fortcraft moment February 24, 2025
El Bandito Bajo
A: A rapist or a molester with a very small penis. Usually of Spanish or Mexican decent i.e. the spanish naming. Bajo, refering to short and Bandito, refering to a common bandit or robber, literally meaning, "The Short Bandit".
B: Any person of spanish decent with a small penis.
B: Any person of spanish decent with a small penis.
Lisa: "So that bastard Ricardo raped you girl?"
Marisol: " Yeah chica, but that puta was El Bandito Bajo."
In most situations involving a Bandito Bajo both women, or men, end the conversation in racousious laughter, or tears, if said Bandito was a family member.
Marisol: " Yeah chica, but that puta was El Bandito Bajo."
In most situations involving a Bandito Bajo both women, or men, end the conversation in racousious laughter, or tears, if said Bandito was a family member.
El Bandito Bajo by HoboStabInsurance March 19, 2010
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