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Pocket Ranch
When a person goes hard on a night on the town and falls asleep with the ranch side in their pocket that they picked up from their midnight snack.
Yo Rob, I just found me a pocket ranch, let's go!
What is wrong Karen? Nothing, my pocket ranch exploded in my sleep again.
What is wrong Karen? Nothing, my pocket ranch exploded in my sleep again.
Pocket Ranch by Carmon 4 March 24, 2023
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Pocket Tent
A tent pitched by ones penis.
Pocket Tents vary in size depending on girth chub length and particular situation.
Pocket Tents vary in size depending on girth chub length and particular situation.
Dirty Mike: Yo I need a hand
The Boys: Dirty Mike...
Dirty Mike: Dude It's serious!
The Boys: If its your pocket tent You can forget about it
Dirty Mike: You got me! For reals though I'm fully torqued and need to go change.....
The Boys: Dirty Mike...
Dirty Mike: Dude It's serious!
The Boys: If its your pocket tent You can forget about it
Dirty Mike: You got me! For reals though I'm fully torqued and need to go change.....
Pocket Tent by Bigger Fish 2 Fry December 26, 2016
No No Pocket
The middle pocket of your apron where you keep your pens. Can also put your rubber ducks there if you don't want any French girls stealing them.
Also known as the "Holy Pocket" by some. Anything you put in it is 100% safe from others. The perfect repellant.
Also known as the "Holy Pocket" by some. Anything you put in it is 100% safe from others. The perfect repellant.
Me: *reaches in middle pocket*
French Girl: "Why are your hands in your no no pocket? Ewwwwwwwwwww. Groooooooossssss!"
Me: "I have two words: Cash. Office." *winks*
French Girl: *visible disgust*
French Girl: "Why are your hands in your no no pocket? Ewwwwwwwwwww. Groooooooossssss!"
Me: "I have two words: Cash. Office." *winks*
French Girl: *visible disgust*
No No Pocket by Lead Bud 123 May 10, 2021
pissin in yor pocket
"Old school"(meaning) While travelling with yor bros long distances.. in a car, and drinking beer ..about pissing and a bro pouring his warm beer in yor pocket as another bro holds ya!Mainly to shut you up!
He was not really "pissin in yor pocket"..dumb shit..You wouldn't shut up so we bent you over and poured warm beer down your pocket and ass!
Yea making you think you got pissed on!
Yea making you think you got pissed on!
pissin in yor pocket by anonymous November 6, 2017
pocket feces
In Texas Hold'em, the opposite of pocket aces. It can be a combination of any shit cards that the player should fold immediately without question.
These include 2-6, 2-7, 2-8, 3-7, 3-8 and a few more. You get the point.
These include 2-6, 2-7, 2-8, 3-7, 3-8 and a few more. You get the point.
Johnny: What were your hole cards last hand?
Jim: These cards suck. I had a 3-9. I never bluff with pocket feces.
Jim: These cards suck. I had a 3-9. I never bluff with pocket feces.
pocket feces by sciflyer.25 May 6, 2014
pocket gun
Butcher Pete got bored of chopping steaks, so with him and his pocket gun he shot up all the women's meat.
pocket gun by picklestein October 21, 2016
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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