poaned

A phonetic spelling of "pwned"

After he lost 20 games in a row, it was obvious that he had been poaned by his opponent.

by revo March 12, 2005

Poane

A phonetic spelling of the word "pwn," commonly used online.

Guy 1: "I poane in Call of Duty"
Guy 2: "You mean pwn?"
Guy 1: "Same thing, it's a phonetic spelling"

by Thompsoning June 26, 2016

porned out

When you have watched so much porn that it has become boring.

I'll check out the urban dictionary instead of porn sites tonight I'm porned out.

by benth February 19, 2010

paoned

A variant of pwn3d, applicable only when someone gets pwn3d while being a douchebag.

That guy was being a total idiot and calling me out for no reason, but then I paoned him with an awesome comeback.

by klod March 5, 2008

PornedOut

Pornedout is the act of watching too much porn and then becoming disinterested for several days until once again, the fever returns.

Lisa: Last night I went for a clip and realized I was pornedout. I'm just not feeling it. I will try again in a few days.

by Natasha Love September 12, 2013

poned in the zoink

When someone acts too smart and then gets burned subsequently

My girlfriend tried to prank me by scaring me, but I knew that she was going to so I crept up on her and scared her instead. She got poned in the zoink.

by greatnirodh123 January 28, 2021

Post-pooned

Post-pooned: ppp (past passive participle) from the trans. verb "post-poon," meaning to deny someone access to a woman's poon, i.e. vagina.

The female version of "cockblocked."

My friend Gloria, who is a lesbian, was telling me about meeting this awesome chick at Home Depot. But when she tried to get her number, Gloria's hot friend Kaitlyn, who is also a lesbian, barged in and totally post-pooned her.

by Bobby Eaton July 24, 2011