Panediction

A supernatural power featuring the inate ability one has to either bless or curse others.

Carrie was unaware that she possessed the power of panediction, and this made being near her hopelessly chaotic!

Panediction by on September 23, 2019

unbiased election predictions

election predicting boi, he's okay i guess, but we'll never know if he has a girlfriend though.

Person a: Do you prefer Red eagle politics or lets talk elections
Person b: Watch unbiased election predictions

unbiased election predictions by newuser42 March 31, 2021

unbiased election predictions

he's an election prediction youtuber who predicted trump would win in 2016 and says biden will win 2020. he is probably in either eighth or ninth grade and is really smart. did i mention he's SMOKING HOT?? he did a face reveal when he hit 1,000 subscribers so yeah...

person a: unbiased election predictions thinks biden will win
person b: i hope so
person c: i don't care about politics i watch him cuz hes hot

unbiased election predictions by love, kelly October 28, 2020

fake weather prediction 

The mind boggling attempt made by 45 to convince Poland and the public that Alabama was in the predicted path of Dorian by extending the National Weather Service’s actual charted trajectory by using his trusty black Sharpie marker to lamely do so.

I cancelled this bullshit Poland visit and then made a very big Vegas bet online that Alabama would wind up in Dorian’s path and you fuckheads need to let me put this on the news to legitimize it, even if it is a fake weather prediction!

fake weather prediction by Dr Bunnygirl September 5, 2019

pandication 

incredible addiction and dedication to panda express, especially their all too tasty orange chicken

Brad has so much pandication that he always has to finish his double order of orange chicken, even if he knows that he'll throw up afterwards.

pandication by BLAGexpress March 13, 2009

Election Prediction Mafia

Also abbreviated as EPM; A group of people who exist in circles on Twitter, US Elections Atlas, and in our polling institutions that twist the data to favor their side in order to change the outcome of the election.

The Election Prediction Mafia was trolled excellently by fans of Red Eagle yesterday when they confirmed their analysis of the most recent primary to be completely false.

Election Prediction Mafia by god emperor blumpfth August 21, 2020

Urban Predictionary 

The enjoyable pass-time of reading words found on urban dictionary to your friends and having them guess the definition.

Olly: Lets play Urban Predictionary, what does "dick bucket" mean?
Jonty: You jizz into a bucket?
Jacki: Is it me?
Olly: Incorrect it is actually "a lady who never says no..to anyone. also known as a shezmo"

Urban Predictionary by Mackmasta 'o' Shizzle November 1, 2011