plusturbate

To give "+1" for your own post or comment on Google+.
It´s like you liketurbate - but on another social network.

Hey Jeff, you´ll go blind if you plusturbate the whole morning in front of your monitor!

by Battle Rear Solid July 5, 2012

plasterbate

To masturbate while being plastered (severely intoxicated)

"Today sucked, I am just going to chug this fine Lagavulin and go plasterbate"

by YuriN March 18, 2008

Ploxturbate

When one stands in one area,in a MMORPG like RuneScape...and tends to beg and beg for free stuff.

Noob Character:PLOX PLOX PLOX!!!! I Need free stuff!! PLOX!

Legato110:Hey! Please don't Ploxturbate in public...at least not here!

Washburn 5:I remember when I used to Ploxturbate...a long time ago...

Lnbo: What do you expect from him? I mean his name IS O0 0 O0o 00o!!!

by legato110 October 5, 2007

posturbate

To post incessant, inane threads on an internet forum to alleviate boredom or sexual frustration.

Must be slow at work -- Scott's done nothing but posturbate all day on HC.

by Nemo Nemo August 3, 2007

pissturbate

Masturbating until you piss all over yourself as an alternative to ejaculating.

I just pissturbated and now I'm covered in my own piss.

by urbanspaceman June 18, 2016

posturbate

When you have a load so majestic that you must upload a picture of it to Facebook, Twitter, or Intagram.

You: Hey man, did you see me posturbate last night?
Friend: Yeah, I'm unfollowing you on Instagram.

by jigganut January 2, 2015

Passturbate

Passing a ball, puck, disc, etc. to yourself in a sports related video game.

Aaron: Dude, pass me the puck!
Stephen: I'm trying! It keeps passing to myself!
Aaron: I don't wanna play if you're just gonna passturbate all day.

by sparker29 August 29, 2012