Padsturbate 

the act of using an Ipad to view porn and masturbate.

Jimmy was so horny, he snuck into the upstairs bathroom and Padsturbated.

Padsturbate by Stonecartier July 9, 2011

Sadsturbate 

The term for masturbating while sad in order to take ones mind off of their personal troubles.

John Proctor's girlfriend broke up with him so he decided to sadsturbate in order to ease the sorrow.

Sadsturbate by Carl Grimes April 17, 2016

Pasturbation 

Obsessively romanticizing the past.

Mad Men is great TV, if you're into pasturbation.

Pasturbation by fraying August 31, 2010

Pabsturbation 

The act of delivering untold pleasures to one's self through the art of cracking a Pabst.

Pabsturbation can be performed alone or in groups.

Pabsturbation by Dave the King of Rock July 4, 2010

Sadsturbate 

Masturbation while in an intense period of remorse or sadness, lubrication naturally forming from tears raining down on one's frowny poundy

Sam was so upset when the Patriots lost to the Ravens that he sadsturbated for months in his room before he ran out of tears and boners.

Sadsturbate by TeamKeefe January 23, 2013

Sadsturbate 

When you masturbate to take your mind off something that's making you sad.

"Aw man...I'm so sad about my girl breaking up with me...I can't sleep..."
"Time to sadsturbate!"

Sadsturbate by bassmanmiles92 June 29, 2011

pantsurbate

1.the act of masturbating through the pants.
2.the act of masturbating through the pants pocket.

*Both can be done in public without notice*

1.steve-I feel pleasure when i masturbate through my pants.

2.bob-dont you mean pantsurbate, the act of masturbating through the pants!

pantsurbate by bradster wulfy August 25, 2008