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Padsturbate 

the act of using an Ipad to view porn and masturbate.
Jimmy was so horny, he snuck into the upstairs bathroom and Padsturbated.
Padsturbate by Stonecartier July 9, 2011
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Sadsturbate 

The term for masturbating while sad in order to take ones mind off of their personal troubles.
John Proctor's girlfriend broke up with him so he decided to sadsturbate in order to ease the sorrow.
Sadsturbate by Carl Grimes April 17, 2016

Pasturbation 

Obsessively romanticizing the past.
Mad Men is great TV, if you're into pasturbation.
Pasturbation by fraying August 31, 2010

Pabsturbation 

The act of delivering untold pleasures to one's self through the art of cracking a Pabst.
Pabsturbation can be performed alone or in groups.

Sadsturbate 

Masturbation while in an intense period of remorse or sadness, lubrication naturally forming from tears raining down on one's frowny poundy
Sam was so upset when the Patriots lost to the Ravens that he sadsturbated for months in his room before he ran out of tears and boners.
Sadsturbate by TeamKeefe January 23, 2013

Sadsturbate 

When you masturbate to take your mind off something that's making you sad.
"Aw man...I'm so sad about my girl breaking up with me...I can't sleep..."
"Time to sadsturbate!"
Sadsturbate by bassmanmiles92 June 29, 2011

pantsurbate

1.the act of masturbating through the pants.
2.the act of masturbating through the pants pocket.

*Both can be done in public without notice*
1.steve-I feel pleasure when i masturbate through my pants.

2.bob-dont you mean pantsurbate, the act of masturbating through the pants!
pantsurbate by bradster wulfy August 25, 2008
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
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TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

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"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026
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Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
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