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pissturbate 

Masturbating until you piss all over yourself as an alternative to ejaculating.
I just pissturbated and now I'm covered in my own piss.
pissturbate by urbanspaceman June 18, 2016
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posturbate 

To post incessant, inane threads on an internet forum to alleviate boredom or sexual frustration.
Must be slow at work -- Scott's done nothing but posturbate all day on HC.
posturbate by Nemo Nemo August 3, 2007

pikesturbate 

The act of pleasuring an unattractive woman/man. Somebody you did not wish to wake up next to.
Oh my gosh i wish i did'nt pikesturbate her/him!
pikesturbate by damon rosco November 14, 2009

pikesturbate 

The act of haveing sexual intercourse with a gypsy man/women.
'that pikey is s hot. i just have to pikesturbate the bitch, lets hope she doesnt steal the cat'
pikesturbate by shortys bitch December 12, 2009

pissterbate 

When you piss and masturbate at the same time. Can be done by both genders.
Guy 1:"Dude I walked in on Shelby in the bathroom yesterday and she was pissterbating!"

Guy 2:"Yeah I pissterbate all the time."
pissterbate by Lady Woman Girl December 30, 2013

Pissurbate 

When s/o masturbates while peeing.

It could be done to please someone's eyes, or for the sole purpose that the feeling is awesome. It is simplier to do for women, and they usually find it awesome if not too disgusted to try.
Once I caught my girlfriend pissurbating in my bathroom and I almost jizzed my pants.

Once a girl told me: "I like to masturbate when I'm home alone, but, if I have a full bladder, I'd rather pissurbate, it's much more fun!"
Pissurbate by Infinite.snow August 20, 2013

posturbate 

When you have a load so majestic that you must upload a picture of it to Facebook, Twitter, or Intagram.
You: Hey man, did you see me posturbate last night?
Friend: Yeah, I'm unfollowing you on Instagram.
posturbate by jigganut January 2, 2015
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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Shakira Law 

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Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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