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posturbate 

To post incessant, inane threads on an internet forum to alleviate boredom or sexual frustration.
Must be slow at work -- Scott's done nothing but posturbate all day on HC.
posturbate by Nemo Nemo August 3, 2007

pikesturbate 

The act of pleasuring an unattractive woman/man. Somebody you did not wish to wake up next to.
Oh my gosh i wish i did'nt pikesturbate her/him!
pikesturbate by damon rosco November 14, 2009

pikesturbate 

The act of haveing sexual intercourse with a gypsy man/women.
'that pikey is s hot. i just have to pikesturbate the bitch, lets hope she doesnt steal the cat'
pikesturbate by shortys bitch December 12, 2009

pissterbate 

When you piss and masturbate at the same time. Can be done by both genders.
Guy 1:"Dude I walked in on Shelby in the bathroom yesterday and she was pissterbating!"

Guy 2:"Yeah I pissterbate all the time."
pissterbate by Lady Woman Girl December 30, 2013

Pissurbate 

When s/o masturbates while peeing.

It could be done to please someone's eyes, or for the sole purpose that the feeling is awesome. It is simplier to do for women, and they usually find it awesome if not too disgusted to try.
Once I caught my girlfriend pissurbating in my bathroom and I almost jizzed my pants.

Once a girl told me: "I like to masturbate when I'm home alone, but, if I have a full bladder, I'd rather pissurbate, it's much more fun!"
Pissurbate by Infinite.snow August 20, 2013

posturbate 

When you have a load so majestic that you must upload a picture of it to Facebook, Twitter, or Intagram.
You: Hey man, did you see me posturbate last night?
Friend: Yeah, I'm unfollowing you on Instagram.
posturbate by jigganut January 2, 2015
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Person 2:......
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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