Ploxturbate 

When one stands in one area,in a MMORPG like RuneScape...and tends to beg and beg for free stuff.

Noob Character:PLOX PLOX PLOX!!!! I Need free stuff!! PLOX!

Legato110:Hey! Please don't Ploxturbate in public...at least not here!

Washburn 5:I remember when I used to Ploxturbate...a long time ago...

Lnbo: What do you expect from him? I mean his name IS O0 0 O0o 00o!!!

Ploxturbate by legato110 October 5, 2007

posturbate 

To post incessant, inane threads on an internet forum to alleviate boredom or sexual frustration.

Must be slow at work -- Scott's done nothing but posturbate all day on HC.

posturbate by Nemo Nemo August 3, 2007

posturbate 

When you have a load so majestic that you must upload a picture of it to Facebook, Twitter, or Intagram.

You: Hey man, did you see me posturbate last night?
Friend: Yeah, I'm unfollowing you on Instagram.

posturbate by jigganut January 2, 2015

Pooturbate 

The act of pooping while masturbating!

I was having a bad day, so I went to the washroom to pooturbate.

Pooturbate by Pooturbate October 9, 2019

Poosturbate 

The act of Pooping on a toilet and Masterbating at the same time, with the goal of simultaneous climaxes of both pooping and masterbation. remember Poosturbating is not just a mans activity.

Timmy S. was in the bathroom for a long time, we heard moans and he had his computer with him. He'll never admit it but judging by his relaxed manner afterward everybody concluded he just finished a poosturbate session.

Poosturbate by timmy sizzile November 16, 2009

Poosturbate 

To use poo as lube while masturbating.

My palm went dry, so I crapped out a quick one and just finished it with a poosturbate.

Poosturbate by R Pontin August 6, 2009

plasturbate 

To massage your own worldview by rejecting facts or other information that conflicts with it. To deny the validity of all worldviews other than your own.

"He refuses to listen to what other people have to say; he just plasturbates."

"Don't bother talking to her unless you like hearing plasturbation."

plasturbate by JohnnyReb87 February 9, 2009