Passturbate

Passing a ball, puck, disc, etc. to yourself in a sports related video game.
Aaron: Dude, pass me the puck!
Stephen: I'm trying! It keeps passing to myself!
Aaron: I don't wanna play if you're just gonna passturbate all day.
by sparker29 August 29, 2012
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Google Court

Using Google to settle a trivia dispute.
Andy: Michael J. Fox played Marty McFly
Stephen: I don't think that's right.
Andy: Take it to Google Court!
by sparker29 August 29, 2012
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