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plosking 

The act of smoking a cigarette through your anus and then blowing out the cigarette with a fart
Me and my girl were bored with one cigarette left so we decided to do some plosking
plosking by anonymous April 19, 2024
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plooking 

Shagging, fucking.
As used in some of frank zappas music
I was plooking all night long.
Ah,, you plooked me so hard.
plooking by mikulas September 10, 2006
Related Words
To masturbate while in a swimming pool.
1. I hear that he was ploshing in the school pool!
2. I saw them mutually ploshing yesterday.
ploshing by vivimeow February 5, 2010

Plorking 

Some like to work, others like to play. Those visionary enough prefer to plork, combining the two elements as opposed to going about each separately. An aficionado of the plorking way is P. Taylor.
"Too busy plorking boi!"
"To plork or not to plork"
"Plorking every day"
Plorking by The Welsh Thesaurus July 11, 2016

Plooking 

Having sex. Getting it in. The act of fornication.
Jacob "Are ya'll going to plook tonight?"
John "Yeah, bro we're plooking tonight!"
Plooking by freeny June 6, 2012
The act of puncturing a hole in a condom before intercourse.
After Sue left Brandon, he had to resort to ploking to get her to stay.
Betty? She's crazy man. Jeff said she's a ploker.
Ploking by Malignantmop December 6, 2012

Plorking 

Working from home but the truth is you are just playing from home and getting paid.
Sally is plorking from home today said her supervisor to their assistant.
Plorking by Stockpicker April 19, 2021
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