Some like to work, others like to play. Those visionary enough prefer to plork, combining the two elements as opposed to going about each separately. An aficionado of the plorking way is P. Taylor.
by The Welsh Thesaurus July 11, 2016

by Stockpicker April 19, 2021

by IanHupkes October 12, 2006

Plork - Dutch acronym, stands for "Prachtig Lichaam, Onmeunige RotKop". Freely translated: "Marvellous Body, Terrible AssHead". Usually used to describe female, but, because the word is nonsexual, can also be used to describe a male one.
by Mennoowh November 30, 2004

This expression actually comes from a ZAP comic book (or similar clone). In one story the caped hero is strapped to a table and a luscious female is lowered onto his upright large member. A frame actually shows the entry, with the sound "PLORK!"
by pickle the pony February 28, 2010

by BarryIsHairy February 04, 2010

Dave enjoyed plork; he would type his entire essay into the chat log of the computer game he was playing.
by Jeremy Savidge September 26, 2006
