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plenking 

Plenking - to plenk

The use of a irregular and irritating space between a word and a punctuation mark.
This is so funny !!!

Why are you doing this to me, why are you plenking ?
plenking by Zeis September 4, 2012
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You are considered a 'pesk' or denote 'pesking' attributes if you look like a slut.
Look at her in that short skirt, underwear between her knees... she is definitely pesking.
Pesking by AlexxxxxxP December 27, 2008

plerking 

The act of planking and twerking at the sametime. Often viewed as a failed attempt at the worm, or dry-humping an inanimate object.
"Is that dude trying to do the worm?"
"No he's plerking."
plerking by #dry-humping April 11, 2014

Plessinger 

A fat white kid with a really, REALLY small penis.
You see that Plessinger over there? He's addicted to Gears of War 2.
Plessinger by LittleBIGguy234 June 19, 2009
A word derived from a combination of peeing pooping and planking..pleaking is the act of balancing yourself between two adjacent walls in a rigid manner and letting your feces and urine fall casually to the floor.
Safety concerns over slippery floors has prompted restaurants in the area to adobt the "please no pleaking policy."
Pleaking by please no pleaking October 2, 2014
Me: What was that Tommy?!
Tommy: Don't be afraid, it was just me pleaking.
pleaking by Cahcahminator February 11, 2014