plorno

a plorno is a porno with a plot. The playboy channel has good plornos, sso does hbo.

after my girlfriend and i finished with each other on the trampoline we walked in and saw kevin masterbating to a plorno on hbo. needless to say we went back to the trampoline and had more fun, thanks 8 ball

plorno by and you thought that after you turned 12 you'd never use that trampoline again October 5, 2005

chief box-a-porno 

Chief Box-a-Porno was the leader of an obscure group of nomadic masturbators in the late 1990s. Being of little means, they spent most of their time scouring the land for the bare necessities like food, warm shelter and discarded pornography. "The Chief" was well known for his quality stash which he carried with him at all times. During the colder winter months, The entire tribe would often time spend weeks in my Mom's basement jacking to the Chief's fabulous collection. The group disbanded in the mid 2000s due to the "Great Tissue Shortage" of 2004.

Wow, that Chief Box-a-Porno was a great leader...What more can you say about that fucking guy?

chief box-a-porno by Pete Negwaski! October 4, 2017

Porno mood swing 

After shooting your wad to porn, you quickly switch from a horny mood to a disgusted mood.

Porno mood swing:

(Watching porn) Oh yeah! Give it to her! Yeah let me see that tight ass! (Ejaculates) What the fuck am I watching? Don't treat her like that. She's somebody's daughter. Go get a real job you sleazy a-hole!

Porno mood swing by rogerthewhale January 9, 2013

the new pornographers

The New Pornographers are a Canadian indie rock/power pop band. They are really awesome, but unfortunately, not too many people outside of Canada and the US know who the hell they are. Yet.

They're kind of strange at first. They take a few listens, but its worth it! Cause their music is sweet and it makes you happy.

Me: Have you listened to The New Pornographers? They're pretty great, you should check them out.
Random guy: ROFL!!1! WTF, you said PORN!!! HAHAHA!
Me: stfu.

the new pornographers by caitie b April 29, 2008

Pornocchio 

When your mom walks into to you jacking off and you try to lie about it

Mom: What the fuck are you doing?
Billy: It's a virus! I didn't click on anything!
Mom: Fucking pornocchio

Pornocchio by DickDiver July 11, 2016

Pornophilaholic 

It's when you love porn, breathe porn, eat porn, masturbate at porn and porn porn.

-Hamed: Man I think I'm pornophilaholic...
-James: lol what? How do you know that?
-Hamed: Well, I watched like 8GB of porn. And it was this morning, before even taking my breakfast.
-James: What the fuck...

Pornophilaholic by #Hole May 9, 2010

pornomime 

Pornomime is a term created by Panic! At The Disco in their popular music video for their song, Build God Then We'll Talk, in 2007. It shows a man dressed as, you guessed it, a mime doing sexual acts with the air. There is nobody and nothing there, which is the mime part of Pornomime, and porno.. is the sexual side.

Guy 1: Yo, dude have you seen Panic!'s music vid for Build God?
Guy 2: The one with the Pornomime theme?
Guy 1: Yeah!

pornomime by SomeFruitOnTheInternet December 30, 2016