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pornograph 

What you use to watch pornography.
I tried to watch pornography, but I couldn't find my pornograph.
pornograph by Kuroko September 17, 2003

Pornograph 

Did you see Staceys pornograph?
Yeah man! She was completely naked from head to toe!
Pornograph by undercover_Arab March 10, 2011

pornograph 

A device used to measure the level of "pornography" in the room, determined by level of cheesy discourse, the nakedness of the people in the room, and sexual innuendo.
My pornograph only hit 3.3 on the scale when I was making sex puns with cheesy lines. Apparently they weren't good enough...
pornograph by TheDoorMan89 April 27, 2009

pornograph 

(not to be confused with pornography) : similar to a regular diary, but the personal diary of a prostitute, was used in Ancient Greece.
the word pornograph is actually the correct English meaning of the modern term pornography, once our term pornography has been etymologically analyzed, i.e. decomposed into its Ancient Greek roots of ``porno`` and graphos.
pornograph by Uncle Dimma December 8, 2014

The Pornograph

1: What my grandmother refers to T&A in movies as.

2: A scientific model that charts the explosion of the information superhighway as a means to transmit age sensitive material of a sexual nature.
1: "Today I came home early and found your grandfather watching The Pornograph."

2: "According to The Pornograph, all recorded information will be consumed and inundated by full frontal penetration and hardcore nudity by 2025"
The Pornograph by DemonDes March 24, 2008

sensitive pornograph 

most awsomeist yaoi with the most boinky boinky bing bing bing witha a boinky boinky bing bing splooge ... its very graphic hence, its name
omg did you see sensitive pornograph? best yaoi ever if you are a true fangirl you will have watched it by the age of 12. ... and by the age of 16, you will have watched it in a group with all of your uber otaku buddies.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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