plooshard

a hard plush toy which doesn't have the usual softness of such a toy.

this teddy bear has got to be made out of plooshard!

by SILVIU August 26, 2007

plossard

A dick, the male genitalia

Nobody likes a broken plossard, it only disappoints.

by Texas Saddle Rider December 10, 2021

Plowshare

African-American slang for a threeway.

Man 1: You you wanna have sex?
Conventional attractive woman 1: Yeah, let me get my mate in as well, so we can plowshare.

by IchigoInoue November 23, 2019

plowshare

the cutting part of the moldboard of a plow

"...the plowshare had unearthed the burrow of a mouse"

- from the poem, "My father's Song" by Simon J. Ortiz

by Richard Johnson December 14, 2008

poophard right now

When you or a person defecates and said material is as hard as a rock.

Dave: “Yoo poop hard right now”
Jake: “I don’t care Dave please leave me alone”
Dave: “Haha just kidding.... unless...?”

Dave took a FAT SHIT thus making him say, “poophard right now” When you or a person defecates and said material is as hard as a rock.

by CigBock556 February 8, 2020

Poohard

A poohard is when an erection occurs after poo rubs up against one's sphincter. In so doing, causes a poohard. This is similar to a boner. However it is cause by poo.

A poohard is related to its distant cousin. Peehard.

Johnny had a spontaneous erection, but then he realized he only had a poohard. So he got rid of the poohard by using the bathroom.

by Adonnus Hilarious June 1, 2021