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plossard
plossard by Texas Saddle Rider December 10, 2021
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plooshard • plowshare • plossard • Poohard • poophard right now • Poo Shark • Plow-Sharing • poop shards • Poor Harder • Poo Shadow
Plowshare
Man 1: You you wanna have sex?
Conventional attractive woman 1: Yeah, let me get my mate in as well, so we can plowshare.
Conventional attractive woman 1: Yeah, let me get my mate in as well, so we can plowshare.
Plowshare by IchigoInoue November 23, 2019
plowshare
"...the plowshare had unearthed the burrow of a mouse"
- from the poem, "My father's Song" by Simon J. Ortiz
- from the poem, "My father's Song" by Simon J. Ortiz
plowshare by Richard Johnson December 14, 2008
poophard right now
Dave: “Yoo poop hard right now”
Jake: “I don’t care Dave please leave me alone”
Dave: “Haha just kidding.... unless...?”
Dave took a FAT SHIT thus making him say, “poophard right now” When you or a person defecates and said material is as hard as a rock.
Jake: “I don’t care Dave please leave me alone”
Dave: “Haha just kidding.... unless...?”
Dave took a FAT SHIT thus making him say, “poophard right now” When you or a person defecates and said material is as hard as a rock.
poophard right now by CigBock556 February 8, 2020
Poohard
A poohard is when an erection occurs after poo rubs up against one's sphincter. In so doing, causes a poohard. This is similar to a boner. However it is cause by poo.
A poohard is related to its distant cousin. Peehard.
A poohard is related to its distant cousin. Peehard.
Johnny had a spontaneous erection, but then he realized he only had a poohard. So he got rid of the poohard by using the bathroom.
Poohard by Adonnus Hilarious June 1, 2021
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womp
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
Poggers
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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