plirp

To have your dick or vagina licked by an animal.

Atticus sat on the haybail exposing his cock for a good plirp from the horse.

by horsefaggot May 6, 2011

Plirnk

The name of Chris Demarais' (From Rooster Teeth) penis.

I dunno man! Chris just whipped out Plirnk on the set of On The Spot!

by MaliciousHero May 1, 2017

Plurped

Ejaculated, cum

Plurped is a word that describes the act of ejaculating with a hint at the sound it would also make.

When you have released your seed you have plurped.

Ex: "oh man I couldnt hold it in any longer and plurped on her face"

Or: "I was so busy watching the porn on my laptop i didnt realise i had plurped on the keyboard"

Also: "Yeah girl, keep rubbing it like that and i'll plurp"

by Scratchy McBall March 13, 2011

Plarp

The act of upsetting someone, as seen in the popular Paul Blart posters "Don't Plarp his Bees!"
To become Plarped is to enter a state of distress, with levels of plarpage ranging from 0 (fine) to 10 (an intense buzz). Some usage: To plarp, to be plarping, to have been plarped, to engage in holy plarpage.

"My brother deleted my pokemon savefile. I had spent my entire LIFE on that! So plarped right now. FML."

by Squarticus Maximus December 29, 2015

Plirator

Penis-Lighter- Vibrator

N. A lighter in the shape of a penis, that vibrates when you use it

The plirator is a perfect gift for a girl who smokes.

by The Plirator July 6, 2010

plimplimant

To plan and impliment a course of action at the same time.

"I hate working like this! I feel like I'm building a plane while flying it"

"Yeah. That's how we do things here. We are always plimplimanting."

by Gortimer April 9, 2013

Plips

The anatomical name for the penile lips. The lips either side of the terminal opening of the male urethra on the distal tip of penile organ.

Oh baby, you get me so hot and bothered. My plips are self-glossing right now.

Kiss me on the plips, make it wet so it slips!

by Arkyle November 27, 2021