1)
JESSIE: "I have a headache, dear."
JAMES: "... Bitch."
2)
JAMES: "You were in the bathroom a long time, oh well let's get down!"
JESSIE: "I don't feel like it any more."
JAMES: "... Bitch."
3)
JAMES: "How about tonight then?"
JESSIE: "I'm using a vibrator James, I don't need you anymore."
JAMES: "... Bitch."

Man, that chick wanted to bang but my mom rolled up so she went home to her fucking vibrator.

::puts electric toothbrush down her pants::
OHH BABY! ::moans loudly:: mmmm yeah...

yaay!

"Some vibrators actually have remote controls and multiple vibration settings."

While Marc was a skilled lover, Joe prefered his vibrator.

Since she refused to have sex with men, Cindy had to make do with her broken vibrator.