plarping 

The act of shitting so hard your stomach comes out of your rectum and you implode into your self in a painful bloody mess.

Did you hear that jimmy had a mental plarping incident after eating that rat shit.

plarping by epicGaycockPaulMiles November 24, 2020

Plarping 

My friend always says: "_____ is plarping me right now." which means "_____ is upsetting me right now." but to me, it sounds like he is trying to say "_____ is fucking me right now" or weirdly bleep out the word fucking

"Ugh. ______ is plarping me right now!"

Plarping by BakugoBestHeroFiteMe November 22, 2019

Plarping

The act of taking a shit, pissing, farting, burping, barfing, nutting, and making every possible liquid you can come out of your holes all at once.

Let's have a plarpy party later this afternoon where we can all start plarping everywhere.

Plarping by Guypersonguy September 20, 2026

plapping 

plapping is when a whiteboi slaps a dildo against their balls for pleasurex

i love plapping my bbc dildo against my infertile balls!~ ♡

plapping by ariaalilia September 29, 2023

parping 

as in "farting about": A series a needless/inane tasks which are undertaken by the 'parper' prior to going to the pub/cinema/airport etc... such as reorganising the location of house keys, tobacco, lighter in ones bag/pockets for no real reason, checking each room in the house for no reason, indesision of which scarf/hat to wear, whether to take a hat/scarf or not, and which bag to put them in, if taken. Which ultimately results in missing the 1st 15 minutes of the film, missing the flight etc... (it's a chick thing!)

Dave: "c'mon Olive, the films starts in 10 minutes"
Olive: "I'm coming, two minutes"
Dave: "c'mon Olive, the films starts in 5 minutes"
Olive: "I'm coming, one minute"
Dave: "c'mon Olive, the films starting"
Olive: "We're going to miss the start!"
Dave: "well if you didn't spend so much time parping around we'd have got there on time"

parping by hawkwind dave December 6, 2005

Plapping 

The act of gently slapping a mostly flaccid penis upon the forehead, cheek, or other part of the face of another consenting adult.

Todd: “Gee Loadie, I think you’re swell. May I plap you?”
Loadie: “That would be great! I love a good plapping in the morning!”

Plapping by Mando Machine June 7, 2021

Plaping 

Taking an unnecessarily long time to accomplish a task.

"Stop plaping and finish your homeworks so you can go to sleep."

Plaping by Brooklyn24 May 17, 2010