The act of upsetting someone, as seen in the popular Paul Blart posters "Don't Plarp his Bees!"
To become Plarped is to enter a state of distress, with levels of plarpage ranging from 0 (fine) to 10 (an intense buzz). Some usage: To plarp, to be plarping, to have been plarped, to engage in holy plarpage.
To become Plarped is to enter a state of distress, with levels of plarpage ranging from 0 (fine) to 10 (an intense buzz). Some usage: To plarp, to be plarping, to have been plarped, to engage in holy plarpage.
"My brother deleted my pokemon savefile. I had spent my entire LIFE on that! So plarped right now. FML."
by Squarticus Maximus October 30, 2015
A "plarp" is the noise that occurs when a person with a fat, saggy booty plops themself into a chair and farts.
by Lil' JuJu June 17, 2011
by Uncle Malow March 19, 2003
by foofypoof91 March 19, 2003
The act of shitting so hard your stomach comes out of your rectum and you implode into your self in a painful bloody mess.
by epicGaycockPaulMiles November 24, 2020
My friend always says: "_____ is plarping me right now." which means "_____ is upsetting me right now." but to me, it sounds like he is trying to say "_____ is fucking me right now" or weirdly bleep out the word fucking
by BakugoBestHeroFiteMe November 22, 2019