Plarp 

The act of upsetting someone, as seen in the popular Paul Blart posters "Don't Plarp his Bees!"
To become Plarped is to enter a state of distress, with levels of plarpage ranging from 0 (fine) to 10 (an intense buzz). Some usage: To plarp, to be plarping, to have been plarped, to engage in holy plarpage.

"My brother deleted my pokemon savefile. I had spent my entire LIFE on that! So plarped right now. FML."

Plarp by Squarticus Maximus December 29, 2015

Plarp 

A "plarp" is the noise that occurs when a person with a fat, saggy booty plops themself into a chair and farts.

Laqueefa's plarp made the people in the surrounding seats leave the area.

Plarp by Lil' JuJu June 16, 2011

Plarp 

The sound made as feces is released into a pool of liquids

Man i dropped a load and it plarped at the bottom splashing water on my anal hole.

Plarp by Uncle Malow March 18, 2003

Plarp 

sound made when you slop on a big ol peice of ass (shit)

Man I will plarp yo ass

Plarp by foofypoof91 March 18, 2003

Plarp

Wet fart; shart; poop

Garrett just plarped his pants

Plarp by SubuRabbit May 14, 2026

plare

A satirical, but befitting term commonly used in the osu! game community towards (mostly but not limited to) new players who ask dumb and vague questions about ways to get better at the game.

It's a contraction of the phrase "play more," asking players to just play more and discover the game and hence, improving at the game.

Most commonly used against questions like "How do I get better at the game??? any tips???" and "I can't play better what do I do?????"

So how do you get better at osu?

plare.

New player : "BRUUH I CANT GET BETTER AT THE GAME?!?! I've even been using the Rafis and tonehh osu skin too but no use! Someone PLEASE give me tips to improve and get more acc and pp??"

Literally everyone else: "plare, dude."

plare by Gummeh January 23, 2021

Plap 

The sound of intense anal sex. It's the noise that the anus makes when the penis is smacked flush against it, in deep, fast, and hard penetration.

James: Want to get some drinks baby? And maybe later I can plap that ass for you.

Emma: I don't want drinks? Just give me anal orgasms and make me your bitch like usual! :P

Plap by HeathenWolf October 4, 2023