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Sloppy Ploppies 

Used actually in the plural context, sloppy ploppies are a bad case of diarrhea in which should not even be wished upon the worst of people. Sloppy ploppies not only is diarrhea which is brutal to have to begin with but on top of that you feel like a rainstorm of shit is coming down out of your asshole which is actually being called down by imaginary natives rain-dancing around a fire set on the hairs your choda & around the rim of your asshole.

So not only do you get the worlds worst case of ringsting, which makes it hurt so bad to wipe, you get the terrible plops which make you wipe 100 times.
"Dude, my asshole burns so bad, I feel like shit.. I had the sloppy ploppies."
Sloppy Ploppies by nick ruff October 26, 2005

ploppies 

A milky type of poo that makes a plop sound in the toilet and only done by children, especially obese schoolboys
Mummy I feel sick and I have to go toilet to do my ploppies!
ploppies by Doddi October 8, 2007

Trump Ploppies 

When Trump shits in Hillary's mouth during a debate.
TRUMP JUST SHIT IS HILLARYŚ MOUTH....... HE JUST MADE TRUMP PLOPPIES!!!!!
Trump Ploppies by jeffaffahhhhh34 October 3, 2016

ploppies 

A cute term for shit, manure, poo. I first heard the character Randy (the fat borderline retarded) brother on "My Name Is Earl" use this to refer to cow shit.
Earl, he made his hut out of cow ploppies. No woner why it has that smell!
When I cleaned my kitten's litter pan, she left a lot of ploppies because I fed her too much people food.
ploppies by Simon May 19, 2008
when a women's breasts are so small she just has poking out nipples
check out her pippies! she must be cold!
pippies by huttscumage0978 May 16, 2017
An offensive name for British people. Generally used by the Irish, Americans and Scottish.
Get the f*ck outta here you tea drinkin' Pippie!
pippies by John 12345 April 3, 2004