(Similar but different to a plumpkin)the act of receiving oral sex while taking a shit and smoking/rolling a blunt or spliff .
Bobbie-Sue- "What was you favorite part of the plimpkin?"
Jim- Bob-"Using your back as a rolling tray!" "Oh! and when you found out we were out of toilet paper! "
Billie-Ray- " Wonder Method to the rescue! "
The rare art of receiving fellatio from a willing rotund woman while simultaneously shitting, wearing the head of a pumpkin costume and consuming bacon.
Matt: "Dude, the planets must have been in the proper alignment last night because I finally got a BaconPumpkin Plumpkin in the bathroom of the KFC!
Jim: Woah...thats the rarest of the rare, well done!
The act of putting a pumpkin on your penis and then hiring a whore to receive your package ( your package being the pumpkin on you penis ), when the pumpkin enters the vagina it completely annihilates it, thus destroying it.
Guy: hey do you know who I am?
Girl: no, but I assume you are a pimpkin judging by the pumpkin on your penis Guy: damn right and I’m about to pull a pimpkin destroyer on you.
Girl: go on ahead
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.