plimpkin

the act of receiving oral sex while pooping on the toilet.

Jon received a plimpkin lastsunday

by Anonymous March 28, 2003

Plimpkin

(Similar but different to a plumpkin)the act of receiving oral sex while taking a shit and smoking/rolling a blunt or spliff .

Bobbie-Sue- "What was you favorite part of the plimpkin?"
Jim- Bob-"Using your back as a rolling tray!" "Oh! and when you found out we were out of toilet paper! "
Billie-Ray- " Wonder Method to the rescue! "

by Nick worder March 26, 2020

Bacon Pumpkin Plumpkin

The rare art of receiving fellatio from a willing rotund woman while simultaneously shitting, wearing the head of a pumpkin costume and consuming bacon.

Matt: "Dude, the planets must have been in the proper alignment last night because I finally got a Bacon Pumpkin Plumpkin in the bathroom of the KFC!

Jim: Woah...thats the rarest of the rare, well done!

by suavedeboner July 4, 2012

Pimpkin destroyer

The act of putting a pumpkin on your penis and then hiring a whore to receive your package ( your package being the pumpkin on you penis ), when the pumpkin enters the vagina it completely annihilates it, thus destroying it.

Guy: hey do you know who I am?
Girl: no, but I assume you are a pimpkin judging by the pumpkin on your penis
Guy: damn right and I’m about to pull a pimpkin destroyer on you.
Girl: go on ahead

by Blastmaster of disaster July 13, 2019

Pimpkin

A small midgety-type pimp with a Pumpkin head.
Pumpkin + Pimp = Pimpkin
Originated In Nottingham

Man: Yo bled, check the little pimkin
Pimpkin: Who yo spittin on fool
Man: lol You silly Pimpkin
*Pimpkin Smacks Man*

by Jay_co June 11, 2005

plumpkin roulette

Just like a plumpkin, but with the added element of surprise.

After sneaking into the ladies toilet, Adrian lay in wait with his soup and a sandwich for an afternoonn of plumpkin roulette

by Spontaneous Inflection March 30, 2017

Fatty Plumpkin

Noun)
1. An abnormally obese anus. Ex. Badonkadonk
2. An anus which is utterly large in volume.

The women was not shy about her fatty plumpkin: she wore a pink thong viewable to everyone behind her.

by Cornelius the Bad-Ass Pigeon June 11, 2008