plampkin

1.a big shlong that sticks out of your pants and usually into someones face
2. a penis that talks to people

1. holy shit when i bent over there was a plamkin lookin right at me!
2. dude my plampkin was talking to joes mom the other day!

by don cragmore July 24, 2007

plapkin

Is an eating utensil that is usually thin, round, and pliable. Composed of two layers: pliable non-absorbant material on the top (plate), and pliable absorbant material on the bottom (napkin).

Ian: Hey, all I have is a plate...
Kyle: I only have a napkin!
Justin: If you each had a plapkin you would both have a plate AND a napkin in ONE!!
Mark: Good call, Justin!
Sam: Thanks, Mark!
Trevor: I need a bowlkin for my soup now...

by sanfordjwinston April 3, 2008

Bacon Pumpkin Plumpkin

The rare art of receiving fellatio from a willing rotund woman while simultaneously shitting, wearing the head of a pumpkin costume and consuming bacon.

Matt: "Dude, the planets must have been in the proper alignment last night because I finally got a Bacon Pumpkin Plumpkin in the bathroom of the KFC!

Jim: Woah...thats the rarest of the rare, well done!

by suavedeboner July 4, 2012

plampin

a mixure of pimping and planting

a ghetto pimp gardener's job

Grandma:I got you this fuzzy jacket

Guy: Sweet, give me seeds so I can go plampin

by Casemeister November 20, 2004

plumpkin roulette

Just like a plumpkin, but with the added element of surprise.

After sneaking into the ladies toilet, Adrian lay in wait with his soup and a sandwich for an afternoonn of plumpkin roulette

by Spontaneous Inflection March 30, 2017

Fatty Plumpkin

Noun)
1. An abnormally obese anus. Ex. Badonkadonk
2. An anus which is utterly large in volume.

The women was not shy about her fatty plumpkin: she wore a pink thong viewable to everyone behind her.

by Cornelius the Bad-Ass Pigeon June 11, 2008

Super Plumpkin

A Super Plumpkin is a variation on the regular Plumpkin, albeit, while the man is receiving a blow job and pooping, he is also eating a sandwich.

Sheila made me a sandwich, then offered to blow me while i took a poop, altogether, it was the best Super Plumpkin ever concocted

by isaac_rath_124 November 2, 2009