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1.a big shlong that sticks out of your pants and usually into someones face
2. a penis that talks to people
1. holy shit when i bent over there was a plamkin lookin right at me!
2. dude my plampkin was talking to joes mom the other day!
by don cragmore June 23, 2007
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I've been jabbed
by Francesco II March 20, 2021
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