Bobbie-Sue- "What was you favorite part of the plimpkin?"
Jim- Bob-"Using your back as a rolling tray!" "Oh! and when you found out we were out of toilet paper! "
Billie-Ray- " Wonder Method to the rescue! "
The rare art of receiving fellatio from a willing rotund woman while simultaneously shitting, wearing the head of a pumpkin costume and consuming bacon.
Matt: "Dude, the planets must have been in the proper alignment last night because I finally got a Bacon Pumpkin Plumpkin in the bathroom of the KFC!
Jim: Woah...thats the rarest of the rare, well done!
The act of putting a pumpkin on your penis and then hiring a whore to receive your package ( your package being the pumpkin on you penis ), when the pumpkin enters the vagina it completely annihilates it, thus destroying it.
Guy: hey do you know who I am?
Girl: no, but I assume you are a pimpkin judging by the pumpkin on your penis
Guy: damn right and I’m about to pull a pimpkin destroyer on you.
Girl: go on ahead