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plimpkin 

the act of receiving oral sex while pooping on the toilet.
Jon received a plimpkin lastsunday
plimpkin by Anonymous March 28, 2003
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Plimpkin 

(Similar but different to a plumpkin)the act of receiving oral sex while taking a shit and smoking/rolling a blunt or spliff .
Bobbie-Sue- "What was you favorite part of the plimpkin?"
Jim- Bob-"Using your back as a rolling tray!" "Oh! and when you found out we were out of toilet paper! "
Billie-Ray- " Wonder Method to the rescue! "
Plimpkin by Nick worder March 26, 2020

Bacon Pumpkin Plumpkin 

The rare art of receiving fellatio from a willing rotund woman while simultaneously shitting, wearing the head of a pumpkin costume and consuming bacon.
Matt: "Dude, the planets must have been in the proper alignment last night because I finally got a Bacon Pumpkin Plumpkin in the bathroom of the KFC!

Jim: Woah...thats the rarest of the rare, well done!

Pimpkin destroyer 

The act of putting a pumpkin on your penis and then hiring a whore to receive your package ( your package being the pumpkin on you penis ), when the pumpkin enters the vagina it completely annihilates it, thus destroying it.
Guy: hey do you know who I am?
Girl: no, but I assume you are a pimpkin judging by the pumpkin on your penis
Guy: damn right and I’m about to pull a pimpkin destroyer on you.
Girl: go on ahead
A small midgety-type pimp with a Pumpkin head.
Pumpkin + Pimp = Pimpkin
Originated In Nottingham
Man: Yo bled, check the little pimkin
Pimpkin: Who yo spittin on fool
Man: lol You silly Pimpkin
*Pimpkin Smacks Man*
Pimpkin by Jay_co June 11, 2005

plumpkin roulette

Just like a plumpkin, but with the added element of surprise.
After sneaking into the ladies toilet, Adrian lay in wait with his soup and a sandwich for an afternoonn of plumpkin roulette

Fatty Plumpkin 

Noun)
1. An abnormally obese anus. Ex. Badonkadonk
2. An anus which is utterly large in volume.
The women was not shy about her fatty plumpkin: she wore a pink thong viewable to everyone behind her.
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