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A noun, it means bitch in some language, but basically it refers to a (usually) good looking girl that's really a high maitenance uptight bitch that thinks she's all that.
Alex: Hey, check out that chick over there - such a platona.
platona by shur October 23, 2007
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platanaso 

To hit or to get hit over the head with a platano(plantain)
Oye! Sige jodiendo y te voy a da un platanaso!
Spanish for Plantain, a starchy relative to the banana that's used in carribean cooking. Never eaten raw.

In the southwest US, this the word used to describe ordinary Bananas.

Also used as an insult to refer to Dominicans, especially to call someone a "come platano" (platano eater).
Platanos are good when sliced into chips and fried.

Pedro Martinez is a Platano.

Sammy Sosa es un "come platano".

"In Santo Domingo, all that grew was platanos so that's all we ate. We ate platanos with sugar for breakfast, platanos at lunch, and platanos for dinner."
Platano by h0mi May 28, 2004

platamapus 

Jessica Simpson's word for 'platypus', the duck-billed animal.
I thought it was platamapus? It's platypus??
platamapus by Sam December 30, 2004
a word to describe a Dominican ussualy a male, because Dominicans eat alot of platanos
Sammy Sosa is a Platano
Platano by LaDyb May 24, 2005

platanicious

the awesome taste of plantains
this fried plantain is just platanicious!
platanicious by aplatanao October 21, 2009