platamapus 

Jessica Simpson's word for 'platypus', the duck-billed animal.

I thought it was platamapus? It's platypus??

platamapus by Sam December 30, 2004

platapussy 

getting laid by a platypus
the act of having sex with a platypus

Dude, I got some sweet platapussy last night at the zoo.

platapussy by 69 hunter February 24, 2009

platapussonians 

A species of humans known to have polka dots on their skin and in their hair. Very hairy beasts who need to have earings on their breasts as a cultural ritual. The leader of this species is Nicolih Duffania.

Have you seem those Platapussonians!?

platapussonians by Niciniah July 19, 2010

Dirty Platapus

When a chick wacks you off with her feet and wheres a beak

yo man this chick last night said she liked some freaky shit so she gave me a dirty Platapus

Dirty Platapus by Shakezulia March 4, 2008

Platapussy 

When you cut the vagina off like a fresh rib eye steak, and you serve it on a plate. It has 7 layers. P.S. this is not canabolism

I went to the steak house last night and I ordered the platapussy and they said it was a favorite so I got the meal and said I'm gonna eat this like a hungry moose that just took a steaming shit

Platapussy by Plattapussy July 30, 2017

mr.platapus 

the best twerker in the world

person1: "whos the best twerker?"
person2: " mr.platapus DUHH"

mr.platapus by iloveyourmom.com April 5, 2022

Platapus Ducking 

When someone licks or tosses the salad of someone engaged in kangaroo balling or wallaby balling. This is done to lubricate the exit of the testicles.

Jon platypus ducked Ben and Raymond, when they were wallaby balling.

Platapus Ducking by Will Benson February 23, 2004