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A terrifying German mythical beast. Characterized by its desire to feed on anything and everything around it in a doomed quest for dominance and social relevance. Also it smells like moldy vagina and John Wayne Gacy's crawl space. Looks like a cross between a troll and oatmeal stuffed in a tube sock.
by LaDyb May 1, 2012
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