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plastika 

n. a plastic substance used in raunchy bondage sex.

v. do engage in raunchy bondage sex while wearing plastic outfits.
She enjoys plastika so much she has a whole closet full of various outfits.
plastika by Anonymous February 25, 2003
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plastinate 

Plastic-injected dead people that are tastefully skinned, eviscerated, and posed for your education and amusement. Museum employees generally frown on you trying to have sex with them.
That one plastinate was asking for it. I had to restrain myself though.
plastinate by Sky Commander Winkie January 23, 2009
The Germans' fabled Nazi-era version of alphabet soup. It is said that instead of making the pasta into letters, it was made into Swastikas.
"Ok, one last little one I can't leave without saying. During World War Two, in Germany they had,like alphabet soup, only over there instead of the alphabet they had little tiny Swastikas. Made of pasta. They called it Pastika. I wouldn't shit you about that." Tom Waits in concert
Pastika by Frank Rider August 22, 2009
Can be used as in the previous example, but...

a word that describes everything but nothing, in a true but not way. abstract in a way, it is authoritative but subservient, and is also out of the ordinary.
Have you seen that new facility? It looks plastical.
plastical by plastical January 4, 2009

plasticaxeitosis

a physical condition brought about by spending way too much time playing guitar simulation games such as Guitar Hero or Rock Band. Symptoms include inflamed knuckles and chafing of the thumb, accompanied by a tendency to ignore requests to "make this your last song and clean your room." Those inflicted with this condition often complain of symptoms similar to vertigo and visions of parallel vertical bands constantly rolling by in front of them. Plasticaxeitosis is sometimes considered an addiction that needs to be treated by using psychological methods as opposed to medicinal treatments.
After complaining of various pains, irritations and dizziness, Eric was diagnosed with plasticaxeitosis.

Plastikman

king of all techno
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Plastikman by dj sneak August 19, 2003

plasticated 

"That girl is so plasticated"
plasticated by la-la-la-laura January 4, 2005
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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