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Facility Tranquility
The desired period of solitude and quietness when in a public restroom enabling oneself to release the bowels uninterrupted and unfettered.
I couldn’t snap my deuce this morning until I got some facility tranquility. It was like grand central station in the shitter for ten minutes.
Facility Tranquility by Eaton Holgoode January 10, 2019
Facility Fishing
Facility Fishing is the act of searching for a restroom. Facility Fishing may be done simply to find a rest room in an unknown location.
However, Facility Fishing is also performed when one seeks to find a rest room that is located off the beaten path where there will be more privacy and likely little to no interuption from others coming in while defecating. This is most often performed in large buildings and locations where there are lots of people.
However, Facility Fishing is also performed when one seeks to find a rest room that is located off the beaten path where there will be more privacy and likely little to no interuption from others coming in while defecating. This is most often performed in large buildings and locations where there are lots of people.
Leroy was at the convention center and there were hundreds of people at a trade show. He went Facility Fishing to find a bathroom near the loading dock where he was able to take a dump in privacy without a stampede of other people in and out.
Facility Fishing by Eaton Holgoode June 26, 2009
Word of the Day on January 6, 2012
Facility Lockdown 2
Facility Lockdown 2 by Psuenonym February 27, 2025
Willy Storage Facility
A vaginal cavity.
Labby saw the beauty of the man before her and said to Genny, "I want him inside my willy storage facility! I just want him to electrocunt me."
Willy Storage Facility by BeeGeeIsItWindy August 19, 2018
Flee the facility
A rly fun game on roblox. You have to hide from the beast if ur a survivor and u have to capture all the survivors of ur the beast
Flee the facility by hamburger2020 November 26, 2020
Black Mesa Research Facility
A badass research facility located in New Mexico. After a cataclysmic disaster in Sector C, Gordon Freeman is left to fight off retarded zombie alien things and other creatures. The Hazardous Environment Combat Unit (HECU) is sent in to kill anything and everything remaining, while the Black Ops are sent in to arm a nuclear device. This event leads to the Seven Hour War, which destroys most of the world's population, and leads to the events in Half-Life 2.
Black Mesa Research Facility by The Wing Man December 25, 2018
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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