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Plastican

A person who doesn't use metal silverware because they orally react to metal which leads them to fits of sputtering mayhem and green coloring. People at parties often encourage them to use silverware so they can get free fireworks.
She's really a Martian Plastican as you will see if she uses silverware.
by Socraticster September 10, 2019
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