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plasticbum 

When you're on an air bed and you can feel the floor and it aches Inc the morning.
After sleeping on an air bed I had such plasticbum.
plasticbum by Hannynz May 9, 2016
Words you can keep

PlasticBieber 

A girl who is a total twitter bitch to One Direction and a bunch of other celebrities. Says very... VERY disgusting things about Justin Bieber. A sick perverted 11 year old. A bitch who thinks just because it's Twitter that she can do anything she wants. Thinks just because she's 11 that the whole world revolves around her. A girl with the nickname... PLASTICBITCH!
Friend: Did you read PlasticBieber's newest tweet?

Me: Yeah, and she needs to go sit in the irrelevant corner with Jinsu and Mariah Yeater!
PlasticBieber by CrazyBitch120 July 20, 2012

PlasticFunnel 

A Runescape Music Video Maker, One of the worst known to the existence of all that is. The ideas, and overall choices he does for the videos brings pure rage to the hearts of real editors. He thinks doing an attack cape emote while 10 people jig behind him to the line "I'm sad" is ACE. He even once pretended to be a girl 3 years ago, and asked Alchemy510 to take on a internet relationship. Yeah, i'm not kidding.
Guy 1: Hey, I synched 50 emotes the other day, made the clip flash unnecessarily, and raped a cactus with my large, gaping vagina
Guy 2: OH YOU ARE SUCH A PLASTICFUNNEL
PlasticFunnel by Alchemy510 January 21, 2011

PlasticBieber 

A girl Twitter who claimed to be 11 but is actually is a 22 year old, insecure, ugly, cunt who has no friends!
Girl: Did you read what Plasticbieber said on Twitter?
Me: Who Cares what that cunt says
PlasticBieber by ZeldaTime August 23, 2012

Plasticsuperfruity 

When your world is so plastic that besides plastic credit cards, decor fruit, and Christmas trees, you drive a mostly plastic car while your body is donated to get plasticized forever at the inevitable end.
Sugar that desperegina is so plasticsuperfruity that while sports barbie uses a plastic bandaid on a plastic bruise, she uses a plastic welding gun.
Plasticsuperfruity by ilacevoli December 9, 2018

platinbum 

Jamaican Patois.
Platinum wannabe making ya look like a tramp.
Look at dis rolex
Fake!
Na, me found it!
You Platinbum fool!
platinbum by Gigi October 8, 2004

Plasticmulerest 

A spot where young "virgin" women go to lose said virginity to a group of five to fifteen donkeys at once.
Did you see Christian at the Plasticmulerest the other day?
Plasticmulerest by Eli Vance August 13, 2007
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
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