Definitions by ilacevoli

Sexxident

When you accidentally break a perfectly good IKEA bed by exceeding the safe number of simultaneous bedroom partners recommended by the manufacturer.

As the slats under bed gave way on both sides of the California King bed in a Sexxident, the boys screamed as they piled into the newly opened chasm in the middle.

Sexxident by ilacevoli July 14, 2026

Mlitoris

A rare skin tag over a guys munt almost in the Clitoris position that is really sensitive to touch.

Chris moaned in sheer pleasure as his mlitoris was touched during foreplay.

Mlitoris by ilacevoli May 30, 2026

Twuntbag

When twat, cunt and cuntbag don’t really get your message across and you need to combine those into Twuntbag.

I thought calling her a Twunt was enough for threatening my life and family but I had to go lower to Twuntbag to express myself.

Twuntbag by ilacevoli May 28, 2026

Lundini

Cosmic equivalent of the drag name Milky Way, means Lund (Penis) but with charms of a woman.

Lundini’s miss-behavior was getting out of hand.

Lundini by ilacevoli May 10, 2026

Corp(se)oration

Corp(se)oration, a virtual entity with the same legal rights as one living human with red blood that produces green blood that people live off.”

Corp(se)oration Pedosoft produced so much green blood, that red blooded people got sick.

Corp(se)oration by ilacevoli March 20, 2026

Selective temporary amnesia

A common mental disorder developed during HR and legal investigations where people forget important details that would show them in poor light.

Honey sugar, I had to pop two pirin tablets for my selective temporary amnesia, not to mention show my outrage with, “What?! how rude! People do such things in the workplace?!” on the HR query on why I decked that cuntbag.

Selective temporary amnesia by ilacevoli January 9, 2026

Fakeuppity

When your asshole isn’t big enough for all the shit you are full of.

Donnie was so fakeuppity about pedo island his depends diaper exploded.

Fakeuppity by ilacevoli January 9, 2026