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An affectionate term for the Affini species, almost always used by very happy and overly drugged florets. The term came from fanfiction surrounding Human Domestication Guide.
Affini: *petting the fuck out of a dazed floret*

Floret, internally: haha, plampt.
plampt by TansyPants March 3, 2023
Words you can keep
plamp (n.) (combination of the words, "plant" and "lamp") (adj. plampy) (adv. Plamply/plampily) (v. plamping, to plamp) (sentence {v}: plamp it up!)

PLAMP:

1) a meme word referring to the vibes of a DJ livestream ascertaining to the presence of PLants + lava lAMPs, a noticeable recurring theme for online DJ sets.

2) The general vibes of watching a livestream from quarantine, often while partying at home, stemming from the recurring presence of plants & lamps on DJ livestreams.

Often used in a standalone fashion in a chatroom or comment but usually accompanied by emojis, exclamation marks & substituted for other words in phrases, lyrics or sentences.

Note that neither plants nor lamps need to necessarily be both present nor at all for the general vibes of plamping to be felt. Pants are discouraged and are often cited as being a part of the plamping vibes and definition although not mandatory or necessary for plamping to commence.

Origins:
Plamp was 1st coined on Truthmusic's Twitch channel on Saturday during the 1st livestream weekend of quarantine 2020 on the radio show Dark, Deep & Dangerous.
TOKiMONSTA had big plamp vibes during her lit livestream DJ set on Digital Mirage.
plamp by CX7_ChrisOC April 17, 2020
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Camp Plamp 

Widely misused in the world of EDM to allegedly mean being loyal to a music stream containing Plamp. Actually means to craftily masturbate.
He's really enjoying this set, but did he just camp plamp on himself?
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no pants + lava lamp + plants
or
Lava lamp + plants - pants
It's simple science
We're having a full on plamp session during Dextox's live stream. Zoom in!
plamp by zen7th March 29, 2020
A big piece of grass that lowkey kinda swole tho
Why Plampton lowkey kinda swole tho?
The weed over there?
Ya.
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pramption 

n. Describes the condition that occurs when underwear or too tight-fitting leggings or trousers ride up into one's butt crack.

Also, depramp (v.), which describes the act of pulling away the offending article of clothing from the butt crack to rectify one's pramption.
If you wear tighty whities in hot and humid summer weather, you will almost certainly get a bad case of pramption.
pramption by Barquentine January 7, 2014

plampitate 

a word that can be used in the place of any noun or verb(usually dirty words) such words that can be replaced by plampitate are snog, kiss, hump, and rub
Man 1 : O man me and jessica decided we were gonna plampitate last night
Man 2 : was she any good?
plampitate by Matt_Lyons September 22, 2007
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