pramption 

n. Describes the condition that occurs when underwear or too tight-fitting leggings or trousers ride up into one's butt crack.

Also, depramp (v.), which describes the act of pulling away the offending article of clothing from the butt crack to rectify one's pramption.

If you wear tighty whities in hot and humid summer weather, you will almost certainly get a bad case of pramption.

pramption by Barquentine January 7, 2014

Klingon Promotion 

Advancing your career by exploiting or causing the death or misfortune of your superior.

Imputes a certain level of ruthlessness both to the individual and to the culture of the workplace.

Mason takes his boss skydiving looking for a klingon promotion.

IT caught Chris surfing porn in the office and August got a klingon promotion.

Klingon Promotion by UDTaco April 28, 2010

Millennial Promotion 

When you get more responsibility at work but no raise.

Person 1- "Oh wow Daves the supervisor now"

Person 2- "Yeah but he still makes the same as us"

Person 1- " Ha, looks like he got a millennial promotion"

Millennial Promotion by Shmavery December 10, 2018

trine promotion

trine promotion - when someone is fired, or reassigned, but it is spun as a promotion to anyone outside the organization.

Jon was given a trine promotion from director of maintainance to grounds superintendent.

After a few losing seasons, Bob was trine promoted to assistant athletic director.

trine promotion by Nospinner November 16, 2011

Practioneer of the brown arts 

Slang term used for a homosexual.

Mike is most certainly a practioneer of the brown arts.

Practioneer of the brown arts by townsangst February 20, 2009

Promotion Boner 

The pyschological attitude when one is in the position to be promoted over equally qualified peers. Symptoms include Premature respnosibilities and unwarranted aurhortive attitude.

Wow Jen, have you noticed Barry has had a promotion boner since Brian quit?

Jerry can't fit under the desk with his promotion boner.

Matt just announced his two weeks. You should probably shield your promotion boner.

Promotion Boner by Rerry Hawkinson July 1, 2009

plampton

A big piece of grass that lowkey kinda swole tho

Why Plampton lowkey kinda swole tho?
The weed over there?
Ya.

plampton by Plampton February 8, 2021