plamph 

One who seeks sexual pleasure by sniffing a lady's undergarments.

"Oh, did you not know that Mr Robinson the maths teacher was a plamph?"
"He was alleged to have spent hours plamphing before going out on the rape"

plamph by juux May 18, 2003

plamph 

One who sniffs the gussets of used underwear. The sniffing action may take the form of someone putting their nose into what they,'mistakenly', thought was a hankerchief. Or for the hardcore plamph the underwear may be worn on the head. This type of person will breathe in so hard that the underwear will be sucked ito the mouth,therefore maximising the fishy stink, plop smell or wee wee odour.

Sniff Sniff - breathe in - smell maximisation - spurt

plamph by BABY BABY SNIFF MY GUSSET. SNIFF IT NOW AND SNIFF IT SO GOOD - YEAH! March 8, 2005

plamph 

One who likes to smell their own fingers surreptitiously.

I spotted you sniffing your trotters you plamph.

plamph by Tony McCaffery October 15, 2004

plamph 

Onomatopoeic term for a freshly-laid turd.

Watch you don't tread in that steaming plamph.

plamph by L G Mann July 5, 2006

Plamph 

A large segmented snake made out of rock.

Plamphs usually live underground.

Plamphs eat a variety of things, including metal, rust, charcoal, wood, humans, preferably clowns; glue, soap, squirrels, chipmunks, rubber, ducks, batteries, preferably D-Cell; horses, cows, gazelles, zebras, rabbits, and car motors.

Plamphs are most commonly found in New England, with very cold winters and very hot summers.

Plamphs usually live in mountainous areas, since there's room under the mountain to start a nest.

Male plamphs stun their prey by screeching at an unbearable pitch and volume.

Female plamphs don't hunt, rather stay underground to protect the herd.

There are only 9 known species of plamphs (genus Planfa): Granite (Communia), Lapis Lazuli (Lazuli), Sandstone (Tophus), Diamond (Adamas), Mountain (Collis), Quartz (Vicustractus), Topaz (Chrysolithus), Emerald (Smaragdus), and Urban (Urbanae).

Plamphs of different species usually don't get along.

Plamphs usually travel in herds of the same species. There are usually 7-15 plamphs in a herd, and 3-5 herds in a pack. A plomph is made up of 3-5 packs, meaning up to 375 plamphs in a plomph.

Plamphs mate twice a year, in the spring and the fall, and lay eggs 4-7 feet under ground. 7-10 plamph eggs are produced each season, but only about 3 survive.

Baby male plamphs are taught by their fathers to screech and hunt, and baby female plamphs are taught by their mothers to care for the family.

I saw a plamph in my backyard. It tok a bite out of my porch and burrowed back underground to join its herd.

Plamph by MpegEVIL July 17, 2011

the reynolds pamphlet 

That moment when you fuck up so bad that you're never gonna be president now...

Hamilton just had to go and write The Reynolds Pamphlet, didn't he?

the reynolds pamphlet by Alexander Hamilshit May 11, 2018

plamp

plamp (n.) (combination of the words, "plant" and "lamp") (adj. plampy) (adv. Plamply/plampily) (v. plamping, to plamp) (sentence {v}: plamp it up!)

PLAMP:

1) a meme word referring to the vibes of a DJ livestream ascertaining to the presence of PLants + lava lAMPs, a noticeable recurring theme for online DJ sets.

2) The general vibes of watching a livestream from quarantine, often while partying at home, stemming from the recurring presence of plants & lamps on DJ livestreams.

Often used in a standalone fashion in a chatroom or comment but usually accompanied by emojis, exclamation marks & substituted for other words in phrases, lyrics or sentences.

Note that neither plants nor lamps need to necessarily be both present nor at all for the general vibes of plamping to be felt. Pants are discouraged and are often cited as being a part of the plamping vibes and definition although not mandatory or necessary for plamping to commence.

Origins:
Plamp was 1st coined on Truthmusic's Twitch channel on Saturday during the 1st livestream weekend of quarantine 2020 on the radio show Dark, Deep & Dangerous.

TOKiMONSTA had big plamp vibes during her lit livestream DJ set on Digital Mirage.

plamp by CX7_ChrisOC April 17, 2020