a town just west of east ass crack. a town where the entrance is marked by a farm. where few soul venture, and when they do, there sure to bring a fresh pair of underpants.
A horribly small town that has mostly stupid people, horses, llamas, and cows, sadly the few smart people who do live there end up dying of extreme boredom for the lack of stores malls or even traffic lights.
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!