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1. An illusory, hormone induced state of matrimony between two people caused by the bending or distortion of neural activity within the brain

2. An effect that is sometimes seen on water, in the desert, or over a hot hood of a car, where objects viewed often become inverted

3. Ultimately, a whimsical, short lived flight of fancy that vanishes into thin air leaving nothing but a lasting memory and monthly court ordered support
Bob: “I thought you weren’t big on marriage.”

Ethan: “Mirage.”

Bob: “What?”

Ethan: “Not marriage. IMirage/I. It’s a state of mind. Sort of makes it almost tolerable.”

Bob: “Go fuck yourself.”
by Gary from Cotati October 08, 2009
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(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
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A character in Apex Legends that is one of the purchasable characters. Mirage's passive ability is, that when he is knocked down, spawns a decoy and cloaks you so that you can get away. His Tactical ability is to send a decoy that copies whatever you are doing as him e.g crouch walking or sliding. When his decoy is killed by any means it reveals the enemies location and is useful if you send it into a nox trap, revealing the Caustic's location. His ultimate is Vanishing Act, which cloaks him and sends out a team of decoys to distract the enemies, making ambushes, sneak attacks, or escapes, but shooting de-activates the cloak.
Mirage: *Sends out a decoy*
Mirage: Go bambloo, Babool, bandoo- Go trick them!
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by Dededestructive October 17, 2019
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A beautiful and sexy young women that loves attention and constantly puts her all in to thing but she always seems to get hurt. She is always caring for others feeling rather than her own. she likes to act hard but deep down inside she is very soft.
Did you see that girl Mirage she is gorgeous .
by Miragelilove f January 12, 2018
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A Mirage is a person who takes any opportunity to simp over a girl. Typically this girls name begins with a C.
My friend rohan is pulling a mirage with emma.
by abigrichtown February 09, 2021
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A girl that looks fine from far away, but when you actually get close to her, you can see that she is busted.
Me: Damn, Gabe, why where you hitting on that ugly chick? What happened to the NUB rule?
Gabe: She looked okay at first...
Me: That's a mirage...
by #12 October 17, 2005
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Another word for a marriage that only looks like a marriage. More often associated with an otherwise normal marriage that is plagued by the lack of sex for many reasons. A sexless marriage. It is so unbearable at times, that it seems quite unreal, even to yourself.
"They haven't had sex in over three years!"

"But they seem like such a perfect, happy couple. They're not even in their forties!"
"They do get along really well. They are best friends. It's a mirage."
by Ophelia Rose February 21, 2010
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