pizzzer

A talking clock trying to give a red man with a mop on his head, a yellow kid with blue hair, and a talking green duck some pizza

Now you can see the importance of time, it helps us make pizzzer it keeps things in line.

pizzzer by tonythetalkingclock November 30, 2020

Papa's pizzeria 

Best game 100000000000000000000000/10

Imma play papa's pizzeria

Papa's pizzeria by Anti.Social.Club6 June 20, 2019

Pizza Pete’s pizzeria and abortion clinic 

A funny joke that can be used to make scammers hang up

You: Welcome to pizza Pete’s Pizzeria and abortion clinic and yesterday’s losses Tuesdays Today’s sauce how May I help you
scammer: uhhhhh ( hangs up )

Pizza Pete’s pizzeria and abortion clinic by FlyingRocket763 December 28, 2020

Pizzeria

It's a place to get pizza for people who are incompetent of making their own.

Kid: Dad, can we have pizza tonight for dinner?
Dad: We'll have to order from the pizzeria.

Pizzeria by Neva McNelly October 21, 2012

The Pizzler 

A theoretical super villain that can control male genitalia at will. Some known applications of the Pizzler's powers include: forcing any pizzle to attain an erection, causing any pizzle to attain an orgasm, altering the size, shape, and consistency of any pizzle, pizzle explosion, and altering any part of his body into a prehensile pizzle or pizzles.

Females are known to be The Pizzler's greatest weakness, as his powers can not affect them directly. Additionally, attractive females may cause The Pizzler to lose control of any part of his body that has taken the form of a pizzle.

The origins of The Pizzler are unknown, though experts speculate that he evolved from a combination of mutagen, nanomachines, and Japanese tentacle porn. The Pizzler's name originates from the superhero "The Dazzler" from the popular comic book series the X-men.

It should be noted that term "pizzle" when used in reference to The Pizzler denotes any male phallus, not simply a bull's penis as the term is most often used. The reason for this is most likely because the word pizzle is inherently funny, and considered less vulgar than the word penis, enabling greater use in general speech and public places.

I'll get you some day The Pizzler! (unknown superhero)

The Pizzler by PizGiz January 15, 2008

Mark's Pizzeria 

DID YOU KNOW COCK COCK QAWSEDFRTGYHUJIKOLP

Friend: I really want some pizza from Mark's Pizzeria
Other Friend: DID YOU KNOW COCK COCK QAWSEDFRTGYHUJIKOLP

Mark's Pizzeria by Apoolo May 28, 2021

Pizzer 

How English people pronounce Pizza

“Ah yes Winston might I have a slice of your Pizzer?”

Winston: “Sod of you knobber”

Pizzer by D34d_Ledger September 1, 2021