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Papa's pizzeria 

Best game 100000000000000000000000/10

pizzarrhea 

A word formed from a combination of 2 words: PIZZA + diaRRHEA. It's when you chow down on a pizza and instantly you get the runs. It could result from any ingredient being spoiled but usually bad meat is the biggest culprit.
I was staying in a hotel in Butte. I phoned in a pizza order, pepperoni + cheese + whatever, Chicago style. Delivery was fast. I ate one slice and instantly I soiled my drawers. I changed my clothes but soon all my clothes were crapped and I had to get on the throne fast. I had contracted a severe case of pizarrhea. When it was time to hop on the 'hound for the ride back this cute PYT dressed in pink and named Terri initiated a conversation with me. She was on the other side of the seat row, looking backwards at me. Everything was fine as long as she didn't come over and sit next to me : (

Pizzarrhea ain't no fun at all.

Pizza Pete’s pizzeria and abortion clinic 

A funny joke that can be used to make scammers hang up
You: Welcome to pizza Pete’s Pizzeria and abortion clinic and yesterday’s losses Tuesdays Today’s sauce how May I help you
scammer: uhhhhh ( hangs up )

Pizzareah 

When you ingest much to much pizza and it betrays you by giving you diarrhea.
Jay: Oohhhh my goooood! arggg
Tom: Dude whats wrong with Jay?
Howie: He ate way to much at Cici's
Tom: Pizzareah?
Howie: Yeah.
Pizzareah by Fwin January 9, 2010
It's a place to get pizza for people who are incompetent of making their own.
Kid: Dad, can we have pizza tonight for dinner?
Dad: We'll have to order from the pizzeria.
Pizzeria by Neva McNelly October 21, 2012

Mark's Pizzeria 

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Friend: I really want some pizza from Mark's Pizzeria
Other Friend: DID YOU KNOW COCK COCK QAWSEDFRTGYHUJIKOLP
Mark's Pizzeria by Apoolo May 28, 2021