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Watery shit as a result of eating at a bad Italian restaurant.
I'm never eating at Gudio's again; I got the worst case of pizzeria.
pizzeria by T DePuy September 30, 2005
A female that is so grotesque it is questionable of its gender, even the voice of such a monstrosity will force one to gag. upon sight of such a filth pile one is forced to scream at the top of there lungs as instinct to warn others that Satan's Penis is walking the earth
Man 1.) OH GOD! is that Pizzeria over there?

Man 2.) Yeah

Man 1.) AAAAHHHHH!!!!

Man 2.) AAAAHHHHH!!!!
Pizzeria by ДRCHIMEDE§ March 29, 2010

Papa's pizzeria 

Best game 100000000000000000000000/10

Pizza Pete’s pizzeria and abortion clinic 

A funny joke that can be used to make scammers hang up
You: Welcome to pizza Pete’s Pizzeria and abortion clinic and yesterday’s losses Tuesdays Today’s sauce how May I help you
scammer: uhhhhh ( hangs up )

Mark's Pizzeria 

DID YOU KNOW COCK COCK QAWSEDFRTGYHUJIKOLP
Friend: I really want some pizza from Mark's Pizzeria
Other Friend: DID YOU KNOW COCK COCK QAWSEDFRTGYHUJIKOLP
Mark's Pizzeria by Apoolo May 28, 2021

Old School Pizzeria 

Located at 108 Franklin St NE in Olympia, WA; it is by far the best pizza found in Washington State. Not only does the pizza rock your socks off, the walls are covered in old poster's from the 70's and 80's including, but not limited to, star wars, madonna, magic johnson, duran duran, kiss and the pizza eating champion from a few years ago. They play wicked music and have a small arcade located in the back. The bathrooms are terrifying but the drinks are refillable, which makes up for it IMO. The cashier is usually a trendy hippie/indie with strange tattoos and outlandish clothes. The dudes making pizza are all insanely good looking indie kids with rad hair. Two slices of pepperoni and a medium soda FTW!!!!!!!!!
(Not to mention the stellar super hero mural on the side of the building.)
Tom: Man... I'm really hungry. I wish there was a funktastic eatery in or around my current location of Olympia.
George: BROSKIE!! OLD SCHOOL PIZZERIA FO RIZZLE!!!
Tom: You are so right.
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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