pitify 

To make pitiful

I’m pitifying myself.

Why do you pitify me?

pitify by Pokii June 22, 2021

pitiful excuse for a used douche 

An insulting phrase used to describe a woman (if you could call her one) that's more insulting than calling her a douchebag or even a douchenoozle.

Flo from a certain insurance company's commercials is a pitiful excuse for a used douche.

pitiful excuse for a used douche by Telephony November 16, 2013

pitiful mass 

A number of employees necessary or sufficient to have a insignificant effect or to achieve no results.

Wow, that company was great when it had 10 employees. Now just look at the mess it became after reaching pitiful mass.

Manager: "Thank god for cubicles or we would never have reached pitiful mass!"

pitiful mass by TI99 May 3, 2008

Pictify 

To take a word or term and recreate them using photographs or images.

Well I see a picture of a woman cutting her grass. The same picture and then a picture of a young sheep. what does this pictify?

Mo Mowlam.

Pictify by m0r1arty May 18, 2006

Pitiful 

Something described as pitiful is not considered to be satisfactory or deserving of respect:used to say that you consider something to be very bad or not satisfactory or not enough:

Craig never comes home. Therefore, Craig is pitiful.

Pitiful by Charelle1 August 1, 2018

pitiful fuck 

1. Any person that tries to get sex by making others feel sorry for them.

2. Any person who accepts a pity fuck.

Sai asked me for a pity fuck, he's such a pitiful fuck.

pitiful fuck by pussycontrol November 17, 2009

pitiful 

My girlfriend

My girl is so pitiful. She does nothing but complain about how hard her life is.

pitiful by Innatic May 11, 2016