Pitifuck
Pitifuck by SockGoblin August 28, 2013
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To have sexual intercourse with the armpit of women. (does not apply to the gays) Generally, copious amounts of lubrication are needed to ease the friction of the erect shaft. The woman in question must have shaved underarms to perform this act with decorum.
*thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump*
"ah.. hun.. my arm is getting numb..."
"SHUT UP MOON CRICKET... I GOTTA FINISH THE PITFUCK"
"ah.. hun.. my arm is getting numb..."
"SHUT UP MOON CRICKET... I GOTTA FINISH THE PITFUCK"
pitfuck by Fugget McDoogle December 16, 2006
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Term to describe people, who fuck really ugly dudes just because theyre decent human beings without any attraction whatsoever.
A: Why did you fuck that guy last weekend? He was soooo ugly…
B: I dont know man, he smiled at me with his crooked teeth and payed for my drink.
A: Oh my God bitch, youre such a PITYFUCKER!
B: I dont know man, he smiled at me with his crooked teeth and payed for my drink.
A: Oh my God bitch, youre such a PITYFUCKER!
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Utility beer
Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"
"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
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