Pitifuck

(adj.) The state of being so pitiful, others feel a need to fuck you.

"John told me how his dog had just died, he was so pitifuck that I just had to go home with him.

by SockGoblin August 28, 2013

pitfuck

To have sexual intercourse with the armpit of women. (does not apply to the gays) Generally, copious amounts of lubrication are needed to ease the friction of the erect shaft. The woman in question must have shaved underarms to perform this act with decorum.

*thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump*

"ah.. hun.. my arm is getting numb..."

"SHUT UP MOON CRICKET... I GOTTA FINISH THE PITFUCK"

by Fugget McDoogle December 16, 2006

Pityfucker

Term to describe people, who fuck really ugly dudes just because theyre decent human beings without any attraction whatsoever.

A: Why did you fuck that guy last weekend? He was soooo ugly…
B: I dont know man, he smiled at me with his crooked teeth and payed for my drink.
A: Oh my God bitch, youre such a PITYFUCKER!

by ihavethreepinkytoes January 16, 2022

Pitifuk

A word used when you want to insult someone, but pity them at the same time.

PITIFUK! You're so bad...

by LowTierPlayer April 21, 2021