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piss slit 

The japs eye, where urine and spunk leave the body.
GAY MAN: Quick, somebody do me up the piss slit.
piss slit by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

piss-slit 

A guy's piss-slit is the hole at the end of a guy's cock that pee and cum are expelled.
I fuck Matt's piss-slit with my tongue whenever I suck him off!
piss-slit by USAF Cadet January 12, 2021

Pussy slit 

The best part of the pussy. The slit running down the middle of the pussy that a guy sticks his dick in and what a woman pisses from.
I can see her pussy slit.
Pussy slit by The Fury 13 January 4, 2011

Piss slit 

Piss slit: when you cut an opening out in your spanks so you can pee without peeling them off you.
I don’t pull my spanks down to pee bc I cut a piss slit in crotch
Piss slit by Rene connors April 5, 2019

Pissyshits 

A defecation of a particularly liquid nature, often caused by diarrhoea.
"Christ, I didn't half get the pissyshits on the way back from Egypt!"
Pissyshits by Craig Drewcock December 19, 2006

pissyshittycuntybollocks 

A nonsensical expletive, used to express light-hearted dismay at a minor misfortune.
Oh pissyshittycuntybollocks, I forgot to pick my daughter up from football training four hours ago! Oh well, a bit of rain never hurt anyone, eh?
pissyshittycuntybollocks by mathmo3000 September 19, 2008
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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