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pisscrastinate 

when you really gotta piss, but youre too lazy to get up or stop what you are doing.
While drinking beer in a recording studio, I typically pisscrastinate until my bladder explodes...but at least I get my work done. :)
A retarded individual whose brain is made up of at least 75% stale urine, which adversely affects his/her ability to interact appropriately with normal people. Most frequently encountered while driving on the public highway (or more usually cycling), but not limited to this. Pisswits are found on all continents and in all walks of life.
1.That's the 10th pisswit I've seen going through a red light on it's bike this morning, and I've only been out 5 minutes.
2.Don't go near Kieran, his breath stinks, and he's a bug-eyed moron: no, actually he's worse than a moron, he's a pisswit!
3. I was going to shag Jackie, but as soon as she opened her mouth I realised just what a pisswit she is, so she can go and fuck herself!
Pisswit by Dick Shunairy Jim October 24, 2012

Pisstistity Level 

A scale from 1 to 5 to explain to how loaded your fishing buddy was:

1. Lionel Hutz
2. Richard Burton
3. George Jones
4. Charles Buckowski
5. Shane Mcgowan.

A person is added to the scale to allow for a more graphic explaination.
His pisstistity level was like a 5. He would have given Shane Mcgowan a run for his money. We had to take the the bottle off him before he broke it over his bosses head.

pisswitch 

Acerbic female, usually bitter and twisted . Quite often anti-social. Stays in and posts on internet forums all day.
'When she talked, she came across as a right little pisswitch'
pisswitch by ans August 26, 2004
A follower of the religion of Pissism, from the infamous Minecraft Server EarthMC
"Hey why isn't Charles going to Church?"
"Oh him? well, he's Pissist"
pissist by cbtmachine April 17, 2020

Pissamist 

A person with a piss poor attitude.
Always looking at things thru skeptical eyes, expecting the worst.
Like Debbie Downer but knowingly irritating people who are trying to be positive.
The pissamist is particularly irritating to the visionary who is incapable of seeing details as they dream of new outlandish things to do without understanding or considering the magnitude of effort or cost to achieve their new dream.
My boss said I had a bad attitude for not supporting his new idea. Well, my personality test confirmed I was a pissamist and therefore it's not my fault that I'm not on board with his hairbrained idea.
Pissamist by Office Therapist September 19, 2019