cumsnatcher

A tissue paper, fabric, or anything used to 'snatch' or clean semen off your penor.

I need to get me some of them cumsnatchers.

by ANS September 24, 2013

pisswitch

Acerbic female, usually bitter and twisted . Quite often anti-social. Stays in and posts on internet forums all day.

'When she talked, she came across as a right little pisswitch'

by ans August 26, 2004