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A retarded individual whose brain is made up of at least 75% stale urine, which adversely affects his/her ability to interact appropriately with normal people. Most frequently encountered while driving on the public highway (or more usually cycling), but not limited to this. Pisswits are found on all continents and in all walks of life.
1.That's the 10th pisswit I've seen going through a red light on it's bike this morning, and I've only been out 5 minutes.
2.Don't go near Kieran, his breath stinks, and he's a bug-eyed moron: no, actually he's worse than a moron, he's a pisswit!
3. I was going to shag Jackie, but as soon as she opened her mouth I realised just what a pisswit she is, so she can go and fuck herself!
Pisswit by Dick Shunairy Jim October 24, 2012
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somebody who has hair that looks like the twits from role dahl.
Pisswit by tremendoustips May 14, 2024

Pisstits 

A girl who has serious bladder control issues, and on one occasion has been known to piss on her own tits after falling in a bathroom. She also regularly pisses herself in public places.
Person 1: "What is that pool of liquid on the chair in the kitchen?"
Person 2: "Pisstits was laughing too hard"
Person 1: "I am NOT clearing that up!"
Pisstits by Beejyging December 4, 2012
A pusswit is a person who is easily scared by normal things,the word is also slang for the word coward
Let's go John! Don't be such a pusswit
Pusswit by HomeboiYeet June 6, 2018

Pissitivity 

Describes being as pissed off as you can possibly be.
This is causing some major pissitivity!
Pissitivity by noelleebellee December 12, 2010

pissitude 

(girls talking)

Girl 1: OMG I dont wanna walk the dog I wanna go to the mall!!! Waahhh!!!! UGH I HATE MY LIFE SO MUCH!!!!!!

Girl 2: Stop the pissitude. Shut up.
pissitude by coolbeans May 1, 2008

pisswinkle 

term used to describe annoying person (or child) that is possibly better than you at something you like or want to be good at.
"that liitle pisswinkle hit the crossbar again, that means we're out, shit."
pisswinkle by josh nutbrown August 3, 2007