Pisswhistled Share definition Flag A performance (usually athletic) worse than the common phrase "getting crushed." In 2008, the Indiana Hoosiers football team got pisswhistled by the Purdue Boilermakers and lossed 62-10. Pisswhistled by nxtvh90 September 29, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the Pisswhistled mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch