Pissymist

The cloud of yellow mist that envelopes you when pissing outside in sub zero temperatures.

Steve: "Pa, I dare you to eat my yellow snow... "
Pa: "Son... I've already snorted half your pissymist."

Chris: "Good job getting my urine fog all over you."
Vic: "Al stop breathing in the Chris' pissymist and laughing with that scary goofy stoner laugh.
Pete (Al): "This is quality piss, 100% Alaskan Gold Pissymist I ain't wasting nothing for no one."
Ma: "You boys been snorting your pissymist again?"

Pissymist by Kochanskiskat February 25, 2015

Pissymist

The cloud of yellow mist that envelopes you when pissing outside in sub zero temperatures.

Steve: "Pa, I dare you to eat my yellow snow... "
Pa: "Son... I've already snorted half your pissymist."

Chris: "Good job getting my urine fog all over you."
Vic: "Al stop breathing in Chris' pissymist and laughing with that scary goofy stoner laugh.
Pete (Al): "This is quality piss, 100% Alaskan Gold Pissymist I ain't waisting nothing for no one."
Ma: "You boys been snorting your pissymist again?"

Neighbour: "Dude you need to drink more water. Pissymist that yellow is not healthty.

Pissymist by Kochanskiskat February 25, 2015

PUSSYMOST

PUSSYMOST is a clear sign that the beautiful woman MUST have a MOST lovely flavoured and soft warm pussy.

It's NOT just her BEAUTY and intellect which infects me with desire - she, is the PUSSYMOST - I just can't stop thinking of her!

PUSSYMOST by FABARM October 20, 2018

Cautiously Pessimistic 

An increasingly relevant wordplay on the cliché "cautiously optimistic". As the world continues in free fall, its much more realistic to expect negative outcomes. Therefore, its much more pragmatic to maintain a cautiously pessimistic demeanor, rather than a cautiously optimistic one.

My cat is always cautiously pessimistic when inspecting anything new that I bring into the house.

Cautiously Pessimistic by ChimneySweepGreg August 10, 2012

pessimistic pete

Easily the most negative person in a group of people that are otherwise having a great time. But instead of keeping it to himself, it becomes his mission the fuck the fun up for anybody that looks too happy.

BRO 1: Hey I got these four girls to come back to chill with us at the house!

BRO 2: these girls don't like you bro, they're just gonna smoke your shit up, drink the liquor and leave. I bet at least two of them have the herp, either way this shit is weak don't bring them over I got shit to do at noon tomorrow.

BRO 1: never fails always such a fucking pessimistic pete..

pessimistic pete by Cpt.AMERICA August 27, 2010

pussimist 

someone who feels they are in a hopeless situation with a girl

John: I dunno man, I don't think she'll ever like me.
Richard: Stop being such a pussimist, bro. She'll come around.

pussimist by the capital T truth June 11, 2006

pessimist 

1.) A person who is known for their negative outlook upon life.

Related: cynic

Katie: You are such a pessimist!

Dante: You are going to die, too.

pessimist by Manawski February 23, 2003